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Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

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Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

Well it turned out that Joel Osteen had a bit of a water problem in his building. Perhaps Maxwell Scott had something.

https://newstalk1130.iheart.com/fea...ut-joel-osteens-church/#.WaXcYYQLaHU.facebook

And yet, when presented with videos of it being completely dry with cars driving by... https://twitter.com/SeanUnfiltered/status/902314878303703041

Look at the dry lobby. How many people could be housed in there? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMN4FcP2uGE

The lower portion of the adjacent underground parking garage did see flooding, but the interior sections of the church were unaffected.
 
Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

This "Nashville Statement" nonsense is hilarious. It's just further proof that no one obsesses over LGBTQ sex more than these self-proclaimed moral judges who claim they can't stand to imagine it or live among it.
 
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The Nashville Statement is a the religious right's last gasp effort to declare something 'icky' that modern society has 'meh-ed' for a little over a decade.

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Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

This is it.

Article 6 is perfectly reasonable. Article 14 is boilerplate Christianity. The rest is idiocy of varying levels of politics, neurosis, and hate.

By "Biblical sexuality" presumably they mean polygamy and rape.
 
This is it.

Article 6 is perfectly reasonable. Article 14 is boilerplate Christianity. The rest is idiocy of varying levels of politics, neurosis, and hate.

By "Biblical sexuality" presumably they mean polygamy and rape.

What's wrong with polygamy? :)
 
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Perfect

That might be the funniest thing I've read all year.
 
Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

Because I went to Catholic school for k-8, have been to mass more times than I can count, and the Church is the founder of Christianity, tracing its roots back to Peter. So I do count on it, as the expert in the field and the original creator of the Christian Bible, to get the faith correct, even if I no longer have any myself. It's been attempting to answer questions of faith for literally millennia, so you'll have to pardon me if I give its answers more credence than I do someone who is essentially a self-taught weekend warrior in the field.

And more to the point, just because you happen to take the paradoxical stance that half the Bible (or really, just the four gospels that happen to have been chosen by the Catholic Church for inclusion in the Bible) is literally the word of God and rest isn't, doesn't mean that the vast, vast majority of Christians make that same distinction. Catholicism and the major protestant denominations all treat the entire Bible as the word of God, not just the New Testament and certainly not just the four gospels.

To all you who mistakenly equate the church to Christianity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IAhDGYlpqY

Totally pro Jesus.
 
And I'm learning that it's only a very small minority of Christians that want to see LGBT folk put to death, and those people don't represent all Christians.
 
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And as confident as you are that literally everyone else has it wrong, I'll still take the Church's 2000 years of bible study over yours. Especially since it, you know, created the farking Bible.

I'm with you on this one. The Church is no johnny-come-lately to the conversation.

I challenge folks to read the Catechism. There's where 2000 years of thought on some heady subjects is put forth.
 
I'm with you on this one. The Church is no johnny-come-lately to the conversation.

I challenge folks to read the Catechism. There's where 2000 years of thought on some heady subjects is put forth.

I grew up with the Baltimore Catechism. And I have the new one. Great reference tool if one is stuck.
 
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