Religion: Communion Toast Crunch

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Make heaven crowded? Is this Heaven's Gate? Is this a mass suicide? Because that'd be cool if it was a mass suicide.

 

[MissThundercat]

Make heaven crowded? Is this Heaven's Gate? Is this a mass suicide? Because that'd be cool if it was a mass suicide.

I miss when cults would simply drink their Juicy Juice, put on the track suit, and go to sleep in anticipation of the space ship.

 

[state of hockey]

"Christian metal" is soooooo Not Metal.

Some christians love to try and be something they aren’t. See: Messianic Jews.

 

[MissThundercat]

Some christians love to try and be something they aren’t. See: Messianic Jews.

Christianity with the trappings of Judaism?

 

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But he loves you!

Also, HE NEEDS MONEY.

/carlin

 

[MissThundercat]

Fun little driving game:

"Non-denominational church or weed shop?"

 

[MissThundercat]

I'm waiting for a passenger to calmly get up and rock the shit out of the next preacher who wants to proselytize on a flight.

Pastors fined for preaching loudly mid-flight and shouting ‘you will go to hell’

Pastors moved up and down aisle and got into altercations with passengers and crew

www.independent.co.uk

 

[MichVandal]

I'm waiting for a passenger to calmly get up and rock the shit out of the next preacher who wants to proselytize on a flight.

Pastors fined for preaching loudly mid-flight and shouting ‘you will go to hell’

Pastors moved up and down aisle and got into altercations with passengers and crew

www.independent.co.uk

Imagine if that dude talked of Christianity in Arabic. And yes, there are native Arabic speaking Christians- I shared an office with one.

The line between "terrorist" and "evangelist" is pretty thin.

 

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[MissThundercat]

"Jesus is coming back!"

Jesus, much like my dad, said he was going for cigarettes several years ago. Neither of them have returned.

 

[St. Clown]

Grindr gonna be busy that week.

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Dallas Grindr going down twice within two months, in the same city, will they ever be able to get it up again?

 

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will they ever be able to get it up again?

 

[MissThundercat]

I moved to the sticks in May.

I found the Episcopalians nearby, and I've been hanging out with them. I don't feel pressured by them; there's no rock concert, no key changes in the music, and the homily is more of a conversation than shouting and screaming.

And as a visible queer in MAGA country, I'm grateful to have a place of respite.

 

[MissThundercat]

From W Virginia, but could easily fit in rural Michigan too.

 

[MissThundercat]

"We helped you chase your kids off and now we want to help you bring them back without changing any of our material. Also, we're gonna blame woke."

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

There's no hate like Xtian "love".

 

[St. Clown]

My wide received an email last night from a friend with a link to an article. They have a mutual friend whose husband made the news (I’m not linking this). Their friend and her husband are staying with another friend while doing some Catholic missionary work.

Their friend was just arrested for “penetrating a minor.” The child is nine years old.

True Catholic love?

 

[state of hockey]

My wide received an email last night from a friend with a link to an article. They have a mutual friend whose husband made the news (I’m not linking this). Their friend and her husband are staying with another friend while doing some Catholic missionary work.

Their friend was just arrested for “penetrating a minor.” The child is nine years old.

True Catholic love?

They’ll really use any words other than “rape” won’t they?