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Religion: Communion Toast Crunch

Some perspective. While the Death Cult Derps are obviously a serious problem here in the US, the global derp problem is the Muzzies.

religiosity-country-ranked.jpg


Civilized countries with a Christian infestation:
  • Armenia
  • Bosnia
  • Greece
  • Ireland
  • Italy (this may not be true, it's more of a national football thing there)
  • Poland
  • Romania
  • Slovakia
  • United States
 
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Some perspective. While the Death Cult Derps are obviously a serious problem here in the US, the global derp problem is the Muzzies.

religiosity-country-ranked.jpg


Civilized countries with a Christian infestation:
  • Armenia
  • Bosnia
  • Greece
  • Ireland
  • Italy (this may not be true, it's more of a national football thing there)
  • Poland
  • Romania
  • Slovakia
  • United States
Now I know why I enjoyed my time in Macau so much...
 
Yesterday was the anniversary of the St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre. Nothing says "love your neighbor as yourself" by absolutely slaughtering those who pray a little differently than you.
 
Not at all - he would totally agree with that.

The thing is, you see, that it's impossible for an atheist to be nice as they don't have the example of God's niceness to follow, so the people who are being nice to people and think they're atheists can't possibly actually be true atheists at all. Conversely, Christians have always and throughout history forevermore only been nice to people, so any time you observe a Christian being less than nice, that's not a true Christian at all. Therefore, this survey proves that only Christians are nice to people. QED

Two Scotsmen for the price of one! (a deal any true Scotsman would love! :) )
 
The thing is, you see, that it's impossible for an atheist to be nice as they don't have the example of God's niceness to follow, so the people who are being nice to people and think they're atheists can't possibly actually be true atheists at all. Conversely, Christians have always and throughout history forevermore only been nice to people, so any time you observe a Christian being less than nice, that's not a true Christian at all. Therefore, this survey proves that only Christians are nice to people. QED

Christopher Hitchens could not have done this better. Bravo. Seriously.
 
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