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Reforming College Hockey

Re: Reforming College Hockey

Osorojo said:
Why is the NCAA like the SEC?
(Hint: It has to do with enforcing regulations, and possibly watching porn, too.)

Why are hockey fans like investors?
(Hint: It has to do with believing their game can't be rigged, and then getting laid the hard way.)
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I believe the SEC is part of the NCAA. They're mainly known for football though.
 
Re: Reforming College Hockey

Osorojo said:
Why is the NCAA like the SEC?
(Hint: It has to do with enforcing regulations, and possibly watching porn, too.)

Why are hockey fans like investors?
(Hint: It has to do with believing their game can't be rigged, and then getting laid the hard way.)
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Osorojo
Happy
SIM
uwbadgers14
Dirty


Guess the difference?

Hell, I'll give you the answer:

Dirty knows he's out there and off the wall insane.
 
Re: Reforming College Hockey

Brenthoven said:
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
And Germany now one piece,
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman,
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia)
And China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan,
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.

Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone,
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali
Sierra Leone, and Algiers,
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman,
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia...
Crete, Mauritania
Then Transylviania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan.
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I love this - good reference!
 
Re: Reforming College Hockey

Osorojo said:
I went to the cited "ncaa.org/wps/portal" site and found a list of colleges and accompanying pdf files. I was not able to locate the GSR rates of specific hockey teams for specific years, although I found GSR's for entire student bodies and entire athletic programs, which do NOT represent the GSR for that year's hockey team. .
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It's no wonder you have issues with this, it's clear you can not figure out how to do research. Under the NCAA portal link referenced in my post :

Scroll down to the part that says :


GSR Data For Each School

Then pick which ever school you want to look at. If you want to look at Minnesota for example, be sure to look under the M's.

Dowload the PDF, they are broken down to Womens on the right, men's on the left. In that left column is "ice hockey" GSR = 52%

If you would like to see another year,

Go up to the top right hand corner and click on "GSR"
Then at the bottom of the GSR page is a list of years:
Division I Graduation Success Rate

Click on whichever year you like.

Seriously dude, this isn't tough. There are no hockey teams that have GSR in the 8-39% range and the lowest I can find is 52%, under your 50% cut off.

There is no problem. You can now move on to starting a thread on how asteroids are going to destroy the earth and all college athletics should be suspended so we can use that money to figure out a way to save the planet.
 
Re: Reforming College Hockey

jcarter7669 said:
There is no problem. You can now move on to starting a thread on how asteroids are going to destroy the earth and all college athletics should be suspended so we can use that money to figure out a way to save the planet.
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Ooo - oooh! I know this one! We send a spaceship and some roughnecks with drilling equipment designed for use on earth up to the asteroid, drill a hole in it, and put a nuke inside it. Think it'll work???
 
Re: Reforming College Hockey

LynahFan said:
Ooo - oooh! I know this one! We send a spaceship and some roughnecks with drilling equipment designed for use on earth up to the asteroid, drill a hole in it, and put a nuke inside it. Think it'll work???
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Only if we put Osrogjojojo on it. And Bruce Willis.
 
Re: Reforming College Hockey

Osorojo said:
Also, I was unable to find the GSR's for college scholarship recipients on hockey teams, which would really settle the question of whether or not some colleges are sacrificing academic expectations to winning seasons.
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WHAT? No it wouldn't. That may be the most ridiculous thing you've said yet.
 
Re: Reforming College Hockey

LynahFan said:
Ooo - oooh! I know this one! We send a spaceship and some roughnecks with drilling equipment designed for use on earth up to the asteroid, drill a hole in it, and put a nuke inside it. Think it'll work???
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Only if Aerosmith has an awesome power ballet ready to go
 
Re: Reforming College Hockey

bigblue_dl said:
Don't kid yourself. Affleck is essential to the completion of this particular mission.
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Well, I will sacrifice for the good of the world and play the role of Affleck. I mean someone has to bag Liv Tyler before heading off to space. And the best part......he lives. Yup I got dibs on that one.
 
Re: Reforming College Hockey

jcarter7669 said:
Well, I will sacrifice for the good of the world and play the role of Affleck. I mean someone has to bag Liv Tyler before heading off to space. And the best part......he lives. Yup I got dibs on that one.
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Just don't follow it up with Gigli.
 
Re: Reforming College Hockey

BTW,

If anyone thinks we are off topic they are dead wrong. My plan to reform College Hockey is to sit around talking about hot women in movies, all the countries of Europe, soda and singing cumbya until the GSR gets to be 100% or Osrooo leaves USCHO.
 
Re: Reforming College Hockey

jcarter7669 said:
???

Wasn't that the one with JLo?? Heck, lying around in the sack with Jlo....who cares if anyone like the movie. That's only the icing on the cake.
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JLo is old news. Affleck is going for hotter, younger, less Mexican ladies now.
MUhawks628 said:
No worries, he would definitely be one of the characters who dies when the first shuttle crashes.
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No, he's one of the chinamen than dies when the asteroid chunk hits Shanghai, or wherever the hell it hit over there.
 
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Well, I can see this thread has officially gone to seed.

Speaking of JLo, I wonder if she can collect on her butt insurance when it starts to sag beyond all repair...
 
Re: Reforming College Hockey

WildKitty said:
Well, I can see this thread has officially gone to seed.

Speaking of JLo, I wonder if she can collect on her butt insurance when it starts to sag beyond all repair...
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I haven't heard much of JLo in a while, maybe it has already started to sag and she's gone into hiding.
 
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