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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
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owslachief
occupe toi de tes oignons
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
DOH!
Sort of off-topic, but the other morning I'm sure I heard a radio news segment personality say "Corneacopia" (sic).
So what is that, a feast to the eyes?
I believe Rich Hall would call this a sniglet.
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DOH!
Sort of off-topic, but the other morning I'm sure I heard a radio news segment personality say "Corneacopia" (sic).
So what is that, a feast to the eyes?
I believe Rich Hall would call this a sniglet.
NEWI Badger Fan
Registered User
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
I was talking to Earl E. Bird yesterday. Mr. Bird said he was going to take advantage of Black Friday specials on Thursday this year.
I was talking to Earl E. Bird yesterday. Mr. Bird said he was going to take advantage of Black Friday specials on Thursday this year.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
Some of the other reindeer were upset that Donner and Blitzen were getting all the attention from Santa. When Santa was asked about it, he just smiled and said "they're my Star Bucks."
Some of the other reindeer were upset that Donner and Blitzen were getting all the attention from Santa. When Santa was asked about it, he just smiled and said "they're my Star Bucks."
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
C'mon Doc, you know the real reason why they showed no interest in the doe? She didn't have a rack.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Don't you know by now there is not gravity-the earth just sucks.
Don't you know by now there is not gravity-the earth just sucks.
owslachief
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Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
Unless you are Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. Instead, he pushes the earth down while he stays in place.
Unless you are Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. Instead, he pushes the earth down while he stays in place.
owslachief
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Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
That might be the first part.
The second part would then be, "what did your client do after lunch?"
but the original was much more clever than that.
That might be the first part.
The second part would then be, "what did your client do after lunch?"
but the original was much more clever than that.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
Did you hear about the man that was chilled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.
Did you hear about the man that was chilled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.
Twitch Boy
Defacing this tagline is a MAX foul
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There are two types of people in the world, those that can reasonably draw conclusions from incomplete data sets.
There are two types of people in the world, those that can reasonably draw conclusions from incomplete data sets.
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there are 10 types of poeple in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't
there are 10 types of poeple in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't
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