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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
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Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
Poor Rockapella. A wonderful a cappella group, and their biggest hit was the theme from a PBS children's game show based around a years-old computer game.
The worst was when the loot/warrant/crook round would drag on because the contestants were idiots and they had to keep making up lines to sing.
Poor Rockapella. A wonderful a cappella group, and their biggest hit was the theme from a PBS children's game show based around a years-old computer game.
The worst was when the loot/warrant/crook round would drag on because the contestants were idiots and they had to keep making up lines to sing.
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What's funny, is that I have a long time friend, whose last name is "Bellm" (pronounced as BELL-um). He always threatened to name his daughter "Sarah." Unfortunately, he hasn't had a daughter yet.
Thought it was Sarah Nade? Did she marry Andy Bellum?Also Top Grunge, Wonder Rat, Patty Larceny...
What's funny, is that I have a long time friend, whose last name is "Bellm" (pronounced as BELL-um). He always threatened to name his daughter "Sarah." Unfortunately, he hasn't had a daughter yet.
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I also know of two other punfortunate real-life situations.
One is a person whose last name is Hyman. I'm sure you can guess his nickname.
The other is a man whose last name is Case. Yes, he really did name his son Justin. I am a bit surprised his wife went along with it.
What's funny, is that I have a long time friend, whose last name is "Bellm" (pronounced as BELL-um). He always threatened to name his daughter "Sarah." Unfortunately, he hasn't had a daughter yet.
I also know of two other punfortunate real-life situations.
One is a person whose last name is Hyman. I'm sure you can guess his nickname.
The other is a man whose last name is Case. Yes, he really did name his son Justin. I am a bit surprised his wife went along with it.
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Man, I can't believe I missed this one the first time through.
If your friend has a sister, does his son call her "Auntie Bellm" ?
What's funny, is that I have a long time friend, whose last name is "Bellm" (pronounced as BELL-um). He always threatened to name his daughter "Sarah." Unfortunately, he hasn't had a daughter yet.
Man, I can't believe I missed this one the first time through.
If your friend has a sister, does his son call her "Auntie Bellm" ?
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He does. And now I will mention that pun.
Edit: although here in MN, we usually pronounce it "awnt" not "ant."
He does. And now I will mention that pun.
Edit: although here in MN, we usually pronounce it "awnt" not "ant."
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What's so bad about that? You now have a generation lining up to see these guys perform.
What's so bad about that? You now have a generation lining up to see these guys perform.
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The Man Show, I think during season 2, had four guys on with punfortunate names. Cleaning it up a bit, you had Michael Hunt, Charles Cock (his sister was actually named Anita, and his father was a Colonel), Richard Hertz, and John Hoff. I swear to you all, not trying to be vulgar, these are actual names.
I also know of two other punfortunate real-life situations.
One is a person whose last name is Hyman. I'm sure you can guess his nickname.
The other is a man whose last name is Case. Yes, he really did name his son Justin. I am a bit surprised his wife went along with it.
The Man Show, I think during season 2, had four guys on with punfortunate names. Cleaning it up a bit, you had Michael Hunt, Charles Cock (his sister was actually named Anita, and his father was a Colonel), Richard Hertz, and John Hoff. I swear to you all, not trying to be vulgar, these are actual names.
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There really is a Dorothy Comm as well. Her friends call her Dot.
There really is a Dorothy Comm as well. Her friends call her Dot.
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Black flies don't bite... they suck.
Black flies don't bite... they suck.
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Good day today. May the 4th be with you.
Good day today. May the 4th be with you.
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This one is from a Playboy cartoon from around 25 years ago, it was so funny to me that I've remembered it since.
A man wearing a suit and tie and carrying a briefcase is talking. A woman in a bathrobe is in bed, with a vibrator on the night table and a dildo nearby.
He is saying, "Well, I'm going to work. I guess I will leave you to your own devices."
This one is from a Playboy cartoon from around 25 years ago, it was so funny to me that I've remembered it since.
A man wearing a suit and tie and carrying a briefcase is talking. A woman in a bathrobe is in bed, with a vibrator on the night table and a dildo nearby.
He is saying, "Well, I'm going to work. I guess I will leave you to your own devices."
Then his wife grounded him.
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you had no resistance left, eh? Ohm my.
at least you are keeping current with the thread. Nice to see you have the capacitance to do so.
you had no resistance left, eh? Ohm my.
at least you are keeping current with the thread. Nice to see you have the capacitance to do so.
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