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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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another good one from Cindy Adams.

She first quoted Obama saying that the Iranian President, AchmedDinnerJacket, was a "down to earth kind of guy." She then said, "the only problem is, he's not far enough down in the earth yet."

[okay so she actually spelled his name correctly in the story...]
 
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Young people from Hanover have this odd tendency to expand their lips in front of a bullseye. Real Dartmouth, don't you think?
 
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FreshFish said:
another good one from Cindy Adams.

She first quoted Obama saying that the Iranian President, AchmedDinnerJacket, was a "down to earth kind of guy." She then said, "the only problem is, he's not far enough down in the earth yet."

[okay so she actually spelled his name correctly in the story...]
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I thought he was Imadinnerjacket. Darn, been spelling it rong all these years.
 
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We had a company function last night, a Speakeasy Murder Mystery. Two actors orchestrated a "murder" and enlisted about ten of our people to play roles. They were given hats or wigs, name tags, and a three-ring binder with their backstory.

The character names were pretty funny. I can't recall them all, I do remember Doug Graves, Scott Free, Liza Lott, Lou Zar (he was the victim of course).
 
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FreshFish said:
We had a company function last night, a Speakeasy Murder Mystery. Two actors orchestrated a "murder" and enlisted about ten of our people to play roles. They were given hats or wigs, name tags, and a three-ring binder with their backstory.

The character names were pretty funny. I can't recall them all, I do remember Doug Graves, Scott Free, Liza Lott, Lou Zar (he was the victim of course).
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Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego used to do that all the time. Barb Dwyer, Barry Koodah, Hal E. Tosis, and so on. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Carmen_Sandiego_characters
 
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Twitch Boy said:
Isn't it sad that Rockapella's biggest hit was the theme from a children's game show?

/THE WARRANT
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Not at all. Every generation has their heroes because of an event that would be seen by others as dubya-tea-ef. This is Rockapella with Gen-Y.
 
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The hearse was carrying a man's casket up a hill when something went wrong. The hearse rolled back down the hill, and the casket came out of the back. The casket sped all the way down the hill and through a window of a pharmacist's office. Upon impact, the caket flew open and the body sat straight up. The dead guy said to the pharmacist, "hey, you have anything to stop this coffin?" :D
 
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

answer in white: thread regulars should know this one without looking.

Pilgrims groan.
 
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jericho said:
The characters from the game show rocked. Sarah Bellum, Earth Brute, Double Trouble, Vic The Slick, Kneemoi (from the planet Roddenberry)...Great stuff.
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Thought it was Sarah Nade? Did she marry Andy Bellum? :D Also Top Grunge, Wonder Rat, Patty Larceny...
 
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FreshFish said:
they probably did not have Ben Dover or Connie Lingus or Phil Atio though I'll bet.
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To me the gold standard comes at the end of Car Talk.

Some of me favorites:
Art Critic: Phyllis Steen
Bob Dylan Specialist: I. Shelby Released
Prayer Coach: Denise Hurt
Practical Joke Evaluator: Odessa Goodwyn
Auto Seat Tester: Fitz Matush
Director of Guaranteed Repeat Business: Lucinda Boltz
Asst. Transportation Coordinator: Orson Buggy
Accounts Payable Administrator: Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office: Dasha Chekhov
Big Band Leader: Juan Anatou
Russian Gas Station Attendant: Phillip Antopitov
Assistant to the PR Specialist: Lotta B. Essen
Bunji Jumping Instructor: Hugo First
 
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owslachief said:
To me the gold standard comes at the end of Car Talk.

Some of me favorites:
Art Critic: Phyllis Steen
Bob Dylan Specialist: I. Shelby Released
Prayer Coach: Denise Hurt
Practical Joke Evaluator: Odessa Goodwyn
Auto Seat Tester: Fitz Matush
Director of Guaranteed Repeat Business: Lucinda Boltz
Asst. Transportation Coordinator: Orson Buggy
Accounts Payable Administrator: Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office: Dasha Chekhov
Big Band Leader: Juan Anatou
Russian Gas Station Attendant: Phillip Antopitov
Assistant to the PR Specialist: Lotta B. Essen
Bunji Jumping Instructor: Hugo First
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How about the Russian limo driver: Pikup Andropov
 
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