Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

[Tiggsy]

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Can't claim credit for this one but thought it was worthy of posting...

"I want to dig a hole and name it love. That way I can watch people fall in love and know I helped make it happen."

 

[joecct]

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Have there ever been any good puns written that originated in Eastern Europe?

I'll have to Czech.

I'm not going to touch that with a ten foot Pole.

 

[Twitch Boy]

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I'm not going to touch that with a ten foot Pole.

What Turkey decided to start making these puns again? I guess now Iraq my brain to come up with some.

 

[FlagDUDE08]

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What Turkey decided to start making these puns again? I guess now Iraq my brain to come up with some.

What happened? Iran from this thread a while back...

 

[joecct]

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What happened? Iran from this thread a while back...

I thought you were in Denial??

 

[DrDemento]

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I thought you were in Denial??

Wasn't Cleopatra the Queen of Denial?

 

[Twitch Boy]

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Wasn't Cleopatra the Queen of Denial?

She had a really nice asp.

 

[aparch]

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What Turkey decided to start making these puns again? I guess now Iraq my brain to come up with some.

I see you're Russian to make similar puns... Now who's going to be the one to Finnish them?

 

[NEWI Badger Fan]

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I see you're Russian to make similar puns... Now who's going to be the one to Finnish them?

Q: What happens in the bathroom?

A: European

 

[FreshFish]

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Q: What happens in the bathroom?

A: European

A famous European, John Donne, wrote "No man is an island." he did not mention that when you p^ss, yer a nation.


and i guess what makes it difficult to understand people with a bahstan accent is their vowel movement, eh?

 

[NEWI Badger Fan]

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What happened? Iran from this thread a while back...

I consistently lose in pool to a friend of mine. Therefore, Iraq the balls and he breaks.

 

[duper]

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If you saw a guy with red hair working in a bakery, would he be a ginger bread man?

I think the real question is, if he's selling gingerbread men, would he be a ginger ginger bread man man?

 

[Twitch Boy]

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I see you're Russian to make similar puns... Now who's going to be the one to Finnish them?

There's Norway it's going to be me.

 

[FreshFish]

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Acme Abacus Company: "You can count on us!"








yup, it all adds up.

 

[Farce Poobah]

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There's Norway it's going to be me.

Kenya Greece me up? I'm Hungary for love.

 

[LynahFan]

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University of Texas makes a good pun. Well done, UT!

Reminds me of this one, which I've also seen attributed as a prank by West Point, but a typo seems more likely.

 

[FlagDUDE08]

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ESPN has decided to start a new morning show about the stock market. They call it "Jim Rome is Earning".

 

[FreshFish]

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Did you hear about the cement contractor who was trying to scam a Mediterranean government?

yup, he was trying to con Crete.

 

[DrDemento]

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Did you hear about the cement contractor who was trying to scam a Mediterranean government?

yup, he was trying to con Crete.

Groan! That was a hard one to take.

 

[LynahFan]

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Groan! That was a hard one to take.

It was fine in the aggregate.