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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
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owslachief
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Q: Where does a mansplainer get his water?
A: The "Well, *actually*"
Q: Where does a mansplainer get his water?
A: The "Well, *actually*"
St. Clown
Liberal Rebel Scum, apparently
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I have a 5yo niece who starts every answer like that, even when nobody asked a question. It's the funniest thing.
I have a 5yo niece who starts every answer like that, even when nobody asked a question. It's the funniest thing.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Went to an emotional wedding last weekend. Even the cake was in tiers.
Went to an emotional wedding last weekend. Even the cake was in tiers.
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
“Guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a Cosmopolitan.”
The bartender goes, “You’re not from ‘round here are ya?”
“No, I’m from New Hampshire,” replied the customer.
“Well, what do you do in New Hampshire?”
“I’m a taxidermist.”
“Huh?”
“I mount dead animals.”
“It’s OK, boys! He’s one of us.”
“Guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a Cosmopolitan.”
The bartender goes, “You’re not from ‘round here are ya?”
“No, I’m from New Hampshire,” replied the customer.
“Well, what do you do in New Hampshire?”
“I’m a taxidermist.”
“Huh?”
“I mount dead animals.”
“It’s OK, boys! He’s one of us.”
owslachief
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Possible thumb-sucker story headline:
"High-pitched whale not afraid of high seas"
Possible thumb-sucker story headline:
"High-pitched whale not afraid of high seas"
owslachief
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Please, allow me the chance to redeem myself.
Q: Why do cows have cloven hooves?
A: They lactose
Please, allow me the chance to redeem myself.
Q: Why do cows have cloven hooves?
A: They lactose
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Don't feel bad.
For the record, a person born in 33 is was 45 in a 78.
Don't feel bad.
For the record, a person born in 33 is was 45 in a 78.
owslachief
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Not a huge fan of cottage cheese; just a curd to me.
Not a huge fan of cottage cheese; just a curd to me.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
My partner wanted me to have sex on the hood of their Honda Civic. I refused, saying if I'm going to have sex, I'm going to do it on my own Accord.
My partner wanted me to have sex on the hood of their Honda Civic. I refused, saying if I'm going to have sex, I'm going to do it on my own Accord.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I asked a friend "what's the best part about living in Switzerland?"
He responded "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!"
I asked a friend "what's the best part about living in Switzerland?"
He responded "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!"
owslachief
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
What about Jesus really PO'd Popeye?
Why did Jesus get banned from the Craps table?
He always brought his own paradise
What about Jesus really PO'd Popeye?
owslachief
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The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
One tectonic plate bumped into the other and said "sorry, my fault."
One tectonic plate bumped into the other and said "sorry, my fault."
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Some people think my puns are juvenile. I think of them as full groan.
Some people think my puns are juvenile. I think of them as full groan.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.
Pun in, ten dead.
Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.
Pun in, ten dead.
owslachief
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Q: Do you know why an Irish bean soup typically has 239 beans in it?
A: Yes - that's the maximum number of beans before it becomes too farty
Q: Do you know why an Irish bean soup typically has 239 beans in it?
A: Yes - that's the maximum number of beans before it becomes too farty
owslachief
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Q: Why isn't poker typically played on an African safari?
A: Too many cheetahs
Q: Why isn't poker typically played on an African safari?
A: Too many cheetahs