Really Terrible Puns, v 10

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I say it's easy to pick out the blind man at the nudist colony. It's not hard.

It's also easy to pick out Ronald McDonald there ... he's the one with sesame seed buns.

 

[joecct]

It's also easy to pick out Ronald McDonald there ... he's the one with sesame seed buns.

What about the Burger King and his whopper? Should Wendy be allowed to go?

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I have a fear of German sausages... yes, I fear the wurst.

 

[joecct]

I have a fear of German sausages... yes, I fear the wurst.

Sounds like a sour kraut.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Classical music memes are so easy to come up with; I could make you a Liszt.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Classical music memes are so easy to come up with; I could make you a Liszt.

Bach to this meme again? I'm not sure I can Handel it this time.


I think I will go to the medieval museum and see the exhibit on moats' art instead.

 

[jericho]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

These puns are getting to be very bad, even by the standards set by this thread. That being said:

How do the NASA scientist friends organize a party?
They planet.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Our chemistry professor's dead and gone,
His face we'll see no more.
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

In queso emergency, pray to Cheeses.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Jenny gave me her number- so I called 867-5309, but I got Jessie's Girl. You know- Eileen. I'm thinking: Bizarre Love Triangle? So I asked her for a date, but she said "Beat It." I said, "Come on, Eileen... Don't You Want Me?" Sigh. Those West End Girls...

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Jenny gave me her number- so I called 867-5309, but I got Jessie's Girl. You know- Eileen. I'm thinking: Bizarre Love Triangle? So I asked her for a date, but she said "Beat It." I said, "Come on, Eileen... Don't You Want Me?" Sigh. Those West End Girls...

Operator, you gave me 301 but I wanted 201 for a Jersey Girl. Then I tried 315, and got Allison, who was truly ugly.

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

@jimgeraghty: People are Lenin up to buy the new Bernie Sanders ice cream. So quit Stalin and get the flavor that every socialist is giving high Marx!

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Bach to this meme again? I'm not sure I can Handel it this time.


I think I will go to the medieval museum and see the exhibit on moats' art instead.

Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Got tired of them going "Bach Bach Bach!"

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Captain Picard: I'm calling from my new Android smartphone. Yes, it includes unlimited Data.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with the Monkees, I thought she was joking... and then I saw her face.

 

[jericho]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

When the farmer was training his apprentice, at break time he said "lettuce now go take a pea."

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Since tomorrow's Groundhog's Day, here's a western PA joke for younz.

How did the Amish girl get pregnant? Too many Mennonite.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

It wasn't school that John disliked; it was the principal of it.

 

[joecct]

It wasn't school that John disliked; it was the principal of it.

The subject of your pun deserves a time out.