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Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Wrong time to ask if a compass, a protractor, and a ruler could be considered weapons of math instruction?
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

This one courtesy of Cindy Adams,

I hear that CSPAN and Home Shopping Network plan a merger. That way you can buy a politician's vote without having to leave home.
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Not sure if this is a pun, but I'm putting it here.

Everyone told Vincent Van Gogh "you only have one ear. You cannot be a great artist." You know what he said? "I can't hear you."
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I say it's easy to pick out the blind man at the nudist colony. It's not hard.

They found a hole in the fence down at the nudist colony. The cops are looking into it.
 
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