MissThundercat
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
He wears glasses during math because it helps division.
He wears glasses during math because it helps division.
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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I heard he got out of it because it was dying business.
I heard he got out of it because it was dying business.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
People were dying to meet them, but business was always dead.
People were dying to meet them, but business was always dead.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I was robbed recently. They took everything except my soap, deodorant, shower gels, and towels. Dirty thieves.
I was robbed recently. They took everything except my soap, deodorant, shower gels, and towels. Dirty thieves.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I recently started reading "A History of Glue." I can't put it down.
I recently started reading "A History of Glue." I can't put it down.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
St. Clown
Liberal Rebel Scum, apparently
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I don't always listen to Metallica, but when I do, nothing else matters.
I don't always listen to Metallica, but when I do, nothing else matters.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
A Mexican magician says he can make himself disappear on the count of three. "Uno, dos..." *poof*
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician says he can make himself disappear on the count of three. "Uno, dos..." *poof*
He disappeared without a tres.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
"I was once anti-biotic. But lately I've been more pro-biotic after reading more about their culture."- Neil deGrasse Tyson
"I was once anti-biotic. But lately I've been more pro-biotic after reading more about their culture."- Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
If you're dating someone that doesn't like Star Wars, you're looking for love in Alderaan places.
If you're dating someone that doesn't like Star Wars, you're looking for love in Alderaan places.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Shouldn't that be "... you're wookie for love in Alderaan places"?
(Sincere apologies to Mickey Gilley.)
Shouldn't that be "... you're wookie for love in Alderaan places"?
(Sincere apologies to Mickey Gilley.)
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
On the train, there are ads encouraging people to buy diamonds to give as presents.
One of them originally said "FOR THE MILESTONES IN YOUR LIFE" (the ad was all upper-case, essential to the joke).
Someone had whited out the upper two horizontal strokes in the first "E" so it read as a second "L" instead....
On the train, there are ads encouraging people to buy diamonds to give as presents.
One of them originally said "FOR THE MILESTONES IN YOUR LIFE" (the ad was all upper-case, essential to the joke).
Someone had whited out the upper two horizontal strokes in the first "E" so it read as a second "L" instead....
You're now on my Liszt.