Really Terrible Puns, v 10

[joecct]

Shoo, man.

Good one.

I see we have a Handel on composers. Well I'm off to read the Bernstein Bears to my grandkids.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Well I'm off to read the Bernstein Bears to my grandkids.

a story set on the west side?

 

[joecct]

a story set on the west side?

Which I shall read to my fair lady.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Boss: How good are you at Power Point?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Me: Word.

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

You need to Access your inner humor. Make that a new year Project.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Why did Microsoft invent Access?
-- to make Excel look good.

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Is there a Secret Santa at the CIA?

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What do you call Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses.

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I woke up late today so I mist the morning fog.

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

If Aragon stole the plastic blocks from the elves, would they be Lego less?

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?

Rhubarb

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Rhubarb

If it goes too far, will one of them kale the other?

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. We don't know y either...

 

[unofan]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I can generally only handle so many puns in one day, but I'd be remiss not to give you pun-lovers a link to Fark's Headline of the Year - Pun/Wordplay Division contest:

http://www.fark.com/comments/8979968/Farks-2015-Headline-of-Year-contest-Puns-Wordplay-headlines

And since there are some puns in play here, here's the link to the overall HOTY contest:
http://www.fark.com/comments/8977264/Farks-2015-HEADLINE-OF-THE-YEAR-contest

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. We don't know y either...

I think it's integral that we find out.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I think it's integral that we find out.

From what I heard, it wasn't a good equation.

 

[joecct]

From what I heard, it wasn't a good equation.

I would agree. All sines point to that.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I would agree. All sines point to that.

There you go again, off on another tangent.

It's plane to see you can't stick to the point.

 

[joecct]

There you go again, off on another tangent.

It's plane to see you can't stick to the point.

THATS IT!!

I'm drawing a line in the sand!