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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
What do you call a Knight who swears a lot?
Circus
What do you call a Knight who swears a lot?
Circus
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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
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Twitch Boy
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
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NEWI Badger Fan
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That's a salt.
My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That's a salt.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I've hit my fiance with a pair of socks before. Is that socksual assult?
I've hit my fiance with a pair of socks before. Is that socksual assult?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
and what happens if the sister becomes the leader of her convent? does her brother / Father call his sister Mother Superior?
and what happens if the sister becomes the leader of her convent? does her brother / Father call his sister Mother Superior?
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Today, I asked my librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell, but wasn't sure if it was there or not.
Today, I asked my librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell, but wasn't sure if it was there or not.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Someone told me to stop singing "Wonderwall." I said maybe...
Someone told me to stop singing "Wonderwall." I said maybe...
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
"I don't like your tone, mister!"
And that's how the shootout at the OK Chorale started.
"I don't like your tone, mister!"
And that's how the shootout at the OK Chorale started.
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Somebody has this bass ackwards and will get into a lot of treble because of it!
Somebody has this bass ackwards and will get into a lot of treble because of it!
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
no doubt there will be some who dislike the tenor of your remark.
no doubt there will be some who dislike the tenor of your remark.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
But I'd be squished flat upon sharp objects!
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
The scales of justice will tip in my favor. Make a note of it!
The scales of justice will tip in my favor. Make a note of it!
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Waldo asked me to spot him at the gym. I just couldn't...
Waldo asked me to spot him at the gym. I just couldn't...
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Two years ago my wife and I dressed as Waldo and Carmen SanDiego for Halloween. Not only did we win best costumed couple, I managed (dressed as Waldo) to photobomb every picture taken that night.
Two years ago my wife and I dressed as Waldo and Carmen SanDiego for Halloween. Not only did we win best costumed couple, I managed (dressed as Waldo) to photobomb every picture taken that night.