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Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

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Daniel Bryan Danielson is Mr. Money in the Bank.
Alberto del Rio is Senor Dinero en el Banco.
Christian wins the World Heavyweight Championship by...getting Randy Orton to kick him in the nads.
CM Punk wins the WWE title in his hometown and runs like hell.
Maffew has enough Botchamania material for ten or so episodes.

Holy crap, WWE is interesting again.

Someone on Fark mentioned it was like the booking team saw how many smarks were out there and said "f it, let's just get out of here with our lives."

Incidentally, the Fark thread for MITB outdrew the thread for the World Cup final by several hundred posts. 'Murrica!
 
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Vince says we WILL have a new WWE World Champion tonight. An 8-man tournament has been set up.

Rey Misterio vs. Dolph Ziggler
Jack Swagger vs. R-Truth
Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
The Miz vs. Alex Riley

The Miz just advanced to the 2nd round and awaits the winner of Kingston-Del Rio.
 
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Second Round:
Rey Misterio vs. R-Truth
Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz
 
Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

Twitch Boy said:
Daniel Bryan Danielson is Mr. Money in the Bank.
Alberto del Rio is Senor Dinero en el Banco.
Christian wins the World Heavyweight Championship by...getting Randy Orton to kick him in the nads.
CM Punk wins the WWE title in his hometown and runs like hell.
Maffew has enough Botchamania material for ten or so episodes.

Holy crap, WWE is interesting again.

Someone on Fark mentioned it was like the booking team saw how many smarks were out there and said "f it, let's just get out of here with our lives."

Incidentally, the Fark thread for MITB outdrew the thread for the World Cup final by several hundred posts. 'Murrica!
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I'm glad that someone woke up and gave us what we want... for one night!
 
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MountieBoyOz said:
I'm glad that someone woke up and gave us what we want... for one night!
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And we're right back to normal. This Raw sucks. Crowd is dead.

Eight-man tourney for the WWE "title." It's a given that Del Rio cashes in MITB and wins after getting bounced in the first round. Yawn.

/please make me eat my words, Vince
 
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Finals:
The Miz vs. Rey Misterio

Ick...go Miz.
 
Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

Oh great. No title match...instead we get a John Cena promo. Please tell a poop joke for the 12 year olds.
 
Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

HHH returns. Vince is relieved of his duties. HHH now controls the day to day operations of WWE.
 
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mookie1995 said:
I'd rather have poopy jokes.... This is what # time Vince has been fired?
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On its own, I'm fine with this. If this is the payoff of the CM Punk angle I'm cracking skulls.
 
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Twitch Boy said:
On its own, I'm fine with this. If this is the payoff of the CM Punk angle I'm cracking skulls.
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Here's Punk, Ace Steel, and Colt Cabana at the Cubs game tonight. :)

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JFC. That MITB crowd was farking NUCLEAR.

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This angle keeps getting better and better.

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The best line is "I'm sure Stephanie has my number."
 
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MountieBoyOz said:
This angle keeps getting better and better.

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The best line is "I'm sure Stephanie has my number."
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"When are you gonna give Zack Ryder a match on tv?"

Woo! Woo! Woo! You know it!
 
Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

Ryder or Riot!

And if you don't follow @ZackRyder yet, you should.
 
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