POTUS 45.65: I'm Just Here For The Lincoln Project Ads

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

I know this account has been posted here before, but it is a great follow...

https://mobile.twitter.com/BadCOVID19Takes/status/1312173769298006016

 

[Handyman]

Tom Tillis tests positive...he was at the event as well.

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Tom Tillis tests positive...he was at the event as well.

Should probably just quarantine the entire Republican Party at this point...

 

[Jimjamesak]

Tom Tillis tests positive...he was at the event as well.

It's gonna be one giant red circle on the contact tracing chart...

 

[Handyman]

It's gonna be one giant red circle on the contact tracing chart...

I am really starting to believe in God...I mean this is hilariously biblical. Worship the false God and be smited.

 

[rufus]

I am really starting to believe in God...I mean this is hilariously biblical. Worship the false God and be smited.

Would it be too much to go all Pat Robertson on them?

Too soon?

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Tom Tillis tests positive...he was at the event as well.

And he needs to be campaigning hard the next few weeks too.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

I am really starting to believe in God...I mean this is hilariously biblical. Worship the false God and be smited.

Would be hilarious If confirmation can’t happen because all the morons who vote for her were infected at her event .

I may end up believing in god too

 

[rufus]

https://twitter.com/AlexWardVox/stat...26256817692672

White House official tells me all staffers are now mandated to wear masks in common areas, aka anywhere outside their office. Order came from NatSec Adviser O’Brien.

 

[Handyman]

https://twitter.com/AlexWardVox/stat...26256817692672

That is like saying "from now on the Titanic will no longer be allowed to steer near iceburgs". I mean good call but uh...

Oh and if you want a better picture of the people who are sick or are likely to get sick:

 

[rufus]

I think it was either Josh Marshall or Duncan Black who said, "You don't put the condom on after the sex."

 

[Handyman]

Ya know...if this was a crappy spy novel it would be that Trump was given COVID by Putin since he no longer has any real use for him. Trump is about to lose the election and no amount of chaos will fix that soooooooooooooooooo get him nice and sick and throw everything into chaos that way.

Maybe I should send that to some Qturds I know and see if they bite :-D

 

[Handyman]

I think it was either Josh Marshall or Duncan Black who said, "You don't put the condom on after the sex."

That is much better than mine.

 

[rufus]

Ya know...if this was a crappy spy novel it would be that Trump was given COVID by Putin since he no longer has any real use for him. Trump is about to lose the election and no amount of chaos will fix that soooooooooooooooooo get him nice and sick and throw everything into chaos that way.

Maybe I should send that to some Qturds I know and see if they bite :-D

Donnie hatched the plan to give the virus to Biden at the debate. But the Deep State turned on him, and infected the wrong guy. Or Donnie fumbled the container holding the virus and ended up infecting himself.

 

[Handyman]

Stolen from Twitter: "October is on-track to be the longest decade in history."

 

[burd]

That is like saying "from now on the Titanic will no longer be allowed to steer near iceburgs". I mean good call but uh...

Oh and if you want a better picture of the people who are sick or are likely to get sick:

Surely Jim Jordan is at least close to the blast radius.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Donnie hatched the plan to give the virus to Biden at the debate. But the Deep State turned on him, and infected the wrong guy. Or Donnie fumbled the container holding the virus and ended up infecting himself.

 

[Handyman]

Donnie hatched the plan to give the virus to Biden at the debate. But the Deep State turned on him, and infected the wrong guy. Or Donnie fumbled the container holding the virus and ended up infecting himself.

Man I was going with Robert Ludlum...you went Pink Panther on it!

 

[Handyman]

Surely Jim Jordan is at least close to the blast radius.

Gym was sitting right behind the Trumps at the debate...he is probably ignoring all of this though as that is his super power.

 

[rufus]

Gym was sitting right behind the Trumps at the debate...he is probably ignoring all of this though as that is his super power.

I believe they said he flew there and back with them.

Refusing to quarantine.