Kepler
Si certus es dubita
Catholic families all having several kids means some of your cousins are crackpots. Or crack heads
This is still weird to me. The Catholics I knew growing up were intellectual Neo--Thomist Catholics -- people who literally argue about how many angels fit on the head of a pin (this is actually an extremely important question in metaphysics, both in nominalism and also in the question of the nature of god, materiality, and existence, and I will cut a b-tch who makes fun of it). I never met dumb Catholics until I moved to Boston, and it still throws me. Kinda like dumb Jews -- I mean, yes, in theory I know they're out there, but... not really, right?