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POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

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Where are his meds?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">....And by the way, I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to Puerto Rico!</p>— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166723478776684544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Obama and Hilary conspired to hide them.
 
Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

Dump might not pass a Turing test. I'm pretty sure we could design an algorithm that was indistinguishable from him.
 
Dump might not pass a Turing test. I'm pretty sure we could design an algorithm that was indistinguishable from him.

I'm really surprised someone hasn't made one yet. Seems easy enough if you use Fox and Friends as the trigger to generate random phrases.
 
Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

One fewer Dumpy voter in AZ. Every little bit helps.
 
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500 miles in roughly 500 days, so I'm assuming one of the laws he wants broken is "of physics".

I'm certain Dumpy thinks he has the power to pardon violations of temporal-physical laws.
 
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People in America would rather be lied to. Face it. Reality sucks, ignorance is bliss, and delusion is grand.

I said that in 2017. The Iron Range proved it when they went for Trump. (and still do) They know he is full of it, they know he cant fix their problems and really has no inclination to do so. They would rather he pretend to do it then be told the truth that they need to wake up and move into the 21st Century.
 
Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

I said that in 2017. The Iron Range proved it when they went for Trump. (and still do) They know he is full of it, they know he cant fix their problems and really has no inclination to do so. They would rather he pretend to do it then be told the truth that they need to wake up and move into the 21st Century.

You've seen the confederate flags, right? They need to work on entering the 20th, first.
 
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You've seen the confederate flags, right? They need to work on entering the 20th, first.

Confederate Flags arent very big in Northern Minnesota ;) (The Iron Range)
 
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Confederate Flags arent very big in Northern Minnesota ;) (The Iron Range)

I'm quite surprised.

One of the sillier/more pathetic things about Dumpies and other low income/low intelligence conservatives is their adoption of the confederate flag even though they aren't southern, as an "own the libs" tantrum thing. Used to see them all over Western NY, Central PA, and Eastern OR.


Basically wherever you see Republicans --> racists --> racist totems.
 
Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">USCIS confirms: As of October 29, children born to U.S. service members outside of the U.S. will no longer be automatically considered citizens.<br><br>Their parents will have to apply for citizenship on their behalf. <a href="https://t.co/beDHdMgqSM">https://t.co/beDHdMgqSM</a></p>— Haley Britzky (@halbritz) <a href="https://twitter.com/halbritz/status/1166800554699427841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

If I am reading that correctly it is insane.
 
Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

Yeah, what a nice FU to servicemen.
 
Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">USCIS confirms: As of October 29, children born to U.S. service members outside of the U.S. will no longer be automatically considered citizens.<br><br>Their parents will have to apply for citizenship on their behalf. <a href="https://t.co/beDHdMgqSM">https://t.co/beDHdMgqSM</a></p>— Haley Britzky (@halbritz) <a href="https://twitter.com/halbritz/status/1166800554699427841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

There is no way this is legal, right? Unless, I assume, the headline excluded the part where it's non-US citizens who are in the armed forces and have their kids overseas. Right?
 
Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

Ok, it seems this headline is being deceptive or it's really poorly written.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Correction: Experts who have looked at new USCIS policy say it applies if a service member adopts a child overseas, but children born to service members on deployment would still automatically get citizenship. I deleted tweets with the incorrect info. <a href="https://t.co/xeu8I3zrkJ">https://t.co/xeu8I3zrkJ</a></p>— Ken Dilanian (@KenDilanianNBC) <a href="https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/1166819546789023745?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Further clarified here:
https://www.uscis.gov/news/fact-sheets/uscis-policy-manual-update

They're still guaranteed the right to be citizens if they're born to a US citizen, they just can't use the overseas residence as a "US location". There used to be two ways to acquire citizenship, this basically requires you to do one and eliminates the second.
 
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Children born to armed service members potentially are granted citizenship, but they must still take the oath.

US Government employees (Embassy, State Department, Etc.) are NOT granted that, and must petition for their children to be naturalized, and must obtain an immigrant Visa to enter the US to take the oath.

At least according to this article:
https://www.businessinsider.com/tru...verseas-dont-get-automatic-citizenship-2019-8
 
Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

THe more I read, the more stupidly complicated it is. It should be, if you have a parent that's a citizen, you are a citizen. Full stop.
 
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