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POTUS 45.25: Oh Jesus, What Now

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128-9 vote against and rule the US recognition null and void.

The nine in favor of the US:
Guatemala
Honduras
Israel
Marshall Islands
Micronesia
Nauru
Paulu
Togo
United States of America
 
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Don't fool yourself, Canada's are pretty thick-headed, too. Ever talk to a western Canadian farmer?

I know Albertans are Texans with better hygiene. I assume the Mantobans are indistinguishable from our ice farmers in the Dakotas and Montana.
 
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That accent makes my skin crawl.

The Irish -- there's an accent.

The Aussie accent doesn't bother me. What bothers me is that most of the men have higher-pitched voices than the women do. I just find it really off-putting.
 
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Irish accents, and at the risk of being labeled un-American, Russian accents are awesome.

Russian men sound great, Russian women just sound like hookers.

This is mostly true in reverse for the Irish: the women sound incredibly sex-y while the men sound awful, except Dubliners which is a whole other accent.

The South is the ultimate for that, though. The women sound like belles. The men sound mentally disabled.
 
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Russian men sound great, Russian women just sound like hookers.

This is mostly true in reverse for the Irish: the women sound incredibly sex-y while the men sound awful, except Dubliners which is a whole other accent.

The South is the ultimate for that, though. The women sound like belles. The men sound mentally disabled.

I'll agree with the Southern accents. I'll vehemently disagree with the take on the Russian females.
 
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Southern accents annoy me. Carol Burnett hit it on the head when Starlet told Melanie to stick her head in the punch bowl, 'cause it could use more sugar.

They just feel so saccharine-like and fake most of the time.

Slavic accents, OTOH - yes, please.

This has been your President Pssy Grabber thread. :)
 
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We actually should clarify. There are different southern accents. TX is much different then "Jaw-jah" or even Kentucky, or even yes, southern Illinois.
 
Re: POTUS 45.25: Oh Jesus, What Now

128-9 vote against and rule the US recognition null and void.

The nine in favor of the US:
Guatemala
Honduras
Israel
Marshall Islands
Micronesia
Nauru
Paulu
Togo
United States of America

Their choice. The only one that really matters for the capital of Israel is Israel. Anyone else who wants to get their panties in a wad, let them.
 
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Southern accents annoy me.

They come in many different flavors. Texas accents sound insincere. Alabama accents are impenetrable. Louisiana accents are not even human speech. West Virginia accents sound like you're in Deliverance.

But.

Georgia accents are deliberate and refined. The South Carolina Money accent is probably the most attractive female accent on earth -- it promises both pleasure and playfulness, on her dime.

None of this applies to girls under 30 who have vocal fry and all sound like snotty 12-year old SoCal girls.
 
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You realize that the US finger to the UN plays well to middle America, not to the coastal sophisticates.
 
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