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Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
What a miserable old crone.

Plastic surgery and Botox though? Totally healthy. :rolleyes:
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Poor baby's just angry that she spent her life starving and now people are finally onto the scam that these insectoids have been peddling: keep women perpetually worried / ashamed / depressed that they don't meet the heroin chic standard so they must keep buying useless crap.

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest, and Woman will never be free until the last fashion designer is strangled with the entrails of the last fashion magazine publisher.
 
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To quote Meatsauce, "she's hout". This is actually the first swimsuit edition I haven't received in about a decade. I signed up for an SI subscription for cheap when I bought some running shoes back in college.

I do think Kepler is off though.

We've objectified the the female form as long as we've walked upright. Female apes evolved larger breasts to attract male suitors since we started staring straight at their chests. It's been a million years and we haven't evolved beyond admitting the simple truth that "boobs=good".
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
To quote Meatsauce, "she's hout". This is actually the first swimsuit edition I haven't received in about a decade. I signed up for an SI subscription for cheap when I bought some running shoes back in college.

I do think Kepler (sorry to not address you directly with the quote. That's just more painful than typing this explanation) is off though.

We've objectified the the female form as long as we've walked upright. Female apes evolved larger breasts to attract male suitors since we started staring straight at their chests. It's been a millions years and we haven't evolved beyond admitting the simple truth that "boobs=good".
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It's all about dat ass.
 
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Kepler said:
Poor baby's just angry that she spent her life starving and now people are finally onto the scam that these insectoids have been peddling: keep women perpetually worried / ashamed / depressed that they don't meet the heroin chic standard so they must keep buying useless crap.

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest, and Woman will never be free until the last fashion designer is strangled with the entrails of the last fashion magazine publisher.
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I'll take whatever it is Ashley Graham's cooking.

This'll get someone going. Get out the popcorn (until they see this whited-out text).

There are two kinds girls who put on weight: plumpers and chunkers. The plumpers put on weight and it fits them in all the right spots and just look really good. The chunkers put on weight and you want to pull them away from the buffet.

Ashley Graham isn't big enough to qualify for either of those terms. She's just not obsessed with fitting her waist into household plumbing pipes.
 
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goldy_331 said:
fyp.
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I was going to say that, but if I don't want her to hate on Ashley Graham for being "plus size", then I shouldn't hate on Cheryl Tiegs for being skinny.

I can, however, hate her for being an idiot. :)
 
jen said:
I was going to say that, but if I don't want her to hate on Ashley Graham for being "plus size", then I shouldn't hate on Cheryl Tiegs for being skinny.

I can, however, hate her for being an idiot. :)
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I was just adding a couple adjectives for clarity.
 
St. Clown said:
I'll take whatever it is Ashley Graham's cooking.

This'll get someone going. Get out the popcorn (until they see this whited-out text).

There are two kinds girls who put on weight: plumpers and chunkers. The plumpers put on weight and it fits them in all the right spots and just look really good. The chunkers put on weight and you want to pull them away from the buffet.

Ashley Graham isn't big enough to qualify for either of those terms. She's just not obsessed with fitting her waist into household plumbing pipes.
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And the supermodel world is finally reacting to the fact that people like women with some ***.
 
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St. Clown said:
I'll take whatever it is Ashley Graham's cooking.

This'll get someone going. Get out the popcorn (until they see this whited-out text).

There are two kinds girls who put on weight: plumpers and chunkers. The plumpers put on weight and it fits them in all the right spots and just look really good. The chunkers put on weight and you want to pull them away from the buffet.

Ashley Graham isn't big enough to qualify for either of those terms. She's just not obsessed with fitting her waist into household plumbing pipes.
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I'll bet her BMI says she is obese
 
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walrus said:
I'll bet her BMI says she is obese
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I wouldn't bet against your on that. Still, most PCPs with whom I've spoken over the years seem to put only so much emphasis on the BMI charts. Regardless of that, she looks good.
 
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