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Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pennsylvania airport screeners find a non-functioning military rocket-propelled grenade launcher in a Florida man's luggage. <a href="https://t.co/6XelC3A3kv">https://t.co/6XelC3A3kv</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/odd?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#odd</a></p>— AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) <a href="https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1103020116541952000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2019</a></blockquote>
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sans grenade, is this a threat to anyone?
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Judge tells jury God told him suspect was innocent <a href="https://t.co/PZ4gtdd40a">https://t.co/PZ4gtdd40a</a> <a href="https://t.co/VDL1wM1tIE">pic.twitter.com/VDL1wM1tIE</a></p>— The Hill (@thehill) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1103686539937230849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2019</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Judge tells jury God told him suspect was innocent <a href="https://t.co/PZ4gtdd40a">https://t.co/PZ4gtdd40a</a> <a href="https://t.co/VDL1wM1tIE">pic.twitter.com/VDL1wM1tIE</a></p>— The Hill (@thehill) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1103686539937230849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2019</a></blockquote>
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I think we all get a mental image of a person based on whatever the first paragraph or two says about him or her.

Yeah, this wasn't hard:
https://www.google.com/search?q=Jac...v_DgAhUL0YMKHcVTC1kQ_AUIDygC&biw=1799&bih=941

Looks like Jeff Sessions had a lovechild with Pat Robertson.
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Judge tells jury God told him suspect was innocent <a href="https://t.co/PZ4gtdd40a">https://t.co/PZ4gtdd40a</a> <a href="https://t.co/VDL1wM1tIE">pic.twitter.com/VDL1wM1tIE</a></p>— The Hill (@thehill) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1103686539937230849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2019</a></blockquote>
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If you talk to God you're religious.

If God talks to you you're psychotic.
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Substitute teacher banned from district after telling 5th-grader to "go back to Mexico": report <a href="https://t.co/ecjK8a5Z9L">https://t.co/ecjK8a5Z9L</a> <a href="https://t.co/BIwH8Jfstp">pic.twitter.com/BIwH8Jfstp</a></p>— The Hill (@thehill) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1103760238681968640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2019</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Man accused of attempting to burn down Planned Parenthood clinic with Molotov cocktail <a href="https://t.co/GwKkmIdCFZ">https://t.co/GwKkmIdCFZ</a> <a href="https://t.co/PEw7d4UM5x">pic.twitter.com/PEw7d4UM5x</a></p>— Newsweek (@Newsweek) <a href="https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1103796244852494337?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Just like Jesus!
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">♪♫♬ He's got ........<br>♪♫♬ Sarah Sanders' eyes</p>— sandypriester (@sandypriester) <a href="https://twitter.com/sandypriester/status/1103797598526324736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2019</a></blockquote>
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11-year-old shot trooper dad as he slept for taking video games away

An 11-year-old boy reportedly shot his own father – an Indiana State Police trooper – following a dispute about video games, according to court documents obtained by WSBT.

According to court documents obtained by WSBT, the state trooper’s son devised a plan to shoot his dad with his service gun while he was at school that day because he “was done with all of that” and “wanted it to end.”

The trooper said he keeps his gun locked in his car, so his kids wouldn’t have access to it. The boy allegedly said he went to his dad’s car three different times to look for the gun.

When he finally got it, he took the weapon into his parents’ room where they were sleeping. He waited “about 10 minutes” until his dad rolled over and was facing away from the door, and then he fired one shot into his backside, according to the documents.

When the trooper started screaming, his wife went to look for the boy, and she saw him going up the stairs with a gun and a Taser, the documents say.

The trooper is still recovering from the shot and is said to be steadily improving, WSBT reports.

The boy allegedly told investigators after the shooting if he didn’t get his video games, there would be “a part two,” and said he wanted to shoot his dad in the head but couldn’t because of the way he was laying down.

He also said he tested the Taser on the family’s dog before the shooting, according to authorities.

The 11-year-old is now facing charges of attempted murder in juvenile court. His next court date is set for April 10th.
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Handyman said:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Man accused of attempting to burn down Planned Parenthood clinic with Molotov cocktail <a href="https://t.co/GwKkmIdCFZ">https://t.co/GwKkmIdCFZ</a> <a href="https://t.co/PEw7d4UM5x">pic.twitter.com/PEw7d4UM5x</a></p>— Newsweek (@Newsweek) <a href="https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1103796244852494337?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Just like Jesus!
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I mean...

<img src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0b/27/39/0b2739d276eb8ed2fda483999609055a.jpg" height="300" >
 
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