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Nice Planet, Part 2: A-holes on parade

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Hammer said:
And we'll open with this:

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/...ancer-survivor-tears-wondering-why-had-happen
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Wouldn't it have been great if she'd been able to say: "I'd like you to meet my nephew, he plays defensive end for USC and can bench press 500 pounds. Now what was it you were saying?"

Then the kid could have repeated Charles Napier's line from "Blues Brothers": "you're gonna look pretty funny, trying to eat corn on the cob with no freakin' teeth."
 
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Or she could at least wreck his night, too, and make him wear his entree, and maybe his drink, too.
 
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The food police (at the insistence of you know who) goose stepping through the halls of junior high schools in several states, confiscating Flamin' Hot Cheetos. One of the reasons given is the red stains the product leaves on greedy little fingers and lips. Wait, don't regular Cheetos leave an orange stain?

http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/schools-crack-down-on-cheetos.html

One teacher even sent a letter to parents, giving her point of view on how "unhealthy" the product is and demanding the letter be returned with parental signatures. How about this--MYOFB? Can the parents of her students look forward to more dietary advice bulletins from this nosy parker? Is she a qualified dietician? Or is she a teacher? And if it's the latter, why not expect her to stick to that?
 
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Hopefully something with green peppers, so that some other green thing ends up in there.
 
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Going back to last thread's bus story, I remember one from Australia that went something like this:

Scumbag and Scumbag's girlfriend get on a bus. Since they have no money, Scumbag proceeds to give the driver a huge ration of crap that they should be taken to such and so place, swearing like a sailor the whole time. A little old man gets up from the back of the bus, comes up front, and tells Scumbag to clean up his language and pay his fare. The girlfriend says something to the effect of, "Are you going to let this old bleep talk to you like that, Scumbag? Bleep him up, Scumbag. Wipe the bleeping floor with his bleeping face." So the old guy says to Scumbag, "Do you want to settle this outside?" Scumbag says, "Yeah, I bleeping do." and gets off the bus, handing his bag to his girlfriend. The old guy steps up, closes the door, and turns to the driver saying, "Drive on."

The woman in that video was out of control and was wrong. If she can be removed from the bus calmly, do so. Otherwise call the cops and let them do their job. But don't escalate the problem.
 
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Subscribed because I know one of you as*holes is going to end up being featured in one of these stories eventually.
 
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UncleRay said:
Going back to last thread's bus story, I remember one from Australia that went something like this:

Scumbag and Scumbag's girlfriend get on a bus. Since they have no money, Scumbag proceeds to give the driver a huge ration of crap that they should be taken to such and so place, swearing like a sailor the whole time. A little old man gets up from the back of the bus, comes up front, and tells Scumbag to clean up his language and pay his fare. The girlfriend says something to the effect of, "Are you going to let this old bleep talk to you like that, Scumbag? Bleep him up, Scumbag. Wipe the bleeping floor with his bleeping face." So the old guy says to Scumbag, "Do you want to settle this outside?" Scumbag says, "Yeah, I bleeping do." and gets off the bus, handing his bag to his girlfriend. The old guy steps up, closes the door, and turns to the driver saying, "Drive on."

The woman in that video was out of control and was wrong. If she can be removed from the bus calmly, do so. Otherwise call the cops and let them do their job. But don't escalate the problem.
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It's not "escalating the problem" to knock a mouthy,assaultive b*tch on her a*s. It's ending it.
 
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Old Pio said:
It's not "escalating the problem" to knock a mouthy,assaultive b*tch on her a*s. It's ending it.
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Really, OPie?? He doesn't have a world of problems now? Fired, might be charged, and will probably be sued. But that's not escalating the problem. :rolleyes:
 
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UncleRay said:
Really, OPie?? He doesn't have a world of problems now? Fired, might be charged, and will probably be sued. But that's not escalating the problem. :rolleyes:
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He still ended the threat to himself and other passengers. I'd imagine somebody, somewhere will offer him a job. No telling what's going to happen to his grand children, of course.
 
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UncleRay said:
Really, OPie?? He doesn't have a world of problems now? Fired, might be charged, and will probably be sued. But that's not escalating the problem. :rolleyes:
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Put me on that jury. We'd all be home by dinnertime.
 
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He better get more than one. And if Big Girl wants to sue him, I'd sue the nipples right off her **** as well.
 
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Old Pio said:
Wait, don't regular Cheetos leave an orange stain?
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Not if they're the Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Side note: those are disgusting. On the list of flavors that taste great when it's the real thing, and terrible when it's an imitation flavor, I'd put the red chile pepper flavoring used for Flamin' Hot Cheetos somewhere between banana-flavored candy and artificial jalepeño flavoring.
 
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ExileOnDaytonStreet said:
Not if they're the Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Side note: those are disgusting. On the list of flavors that taste great when it's the real thing, and terrible when it's an imitation flavor, I'd put the red chile pepper flavoring used for Flamin' Hot Cheetos somewhere between banana-flavored candy and artificial jalepeño flavoring.
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Once again, I have to explain a very simple point for the slow students. If one of the reasons the food police are cracking down on "hot" Cheetos is the disgusting red dust they leave behind why are regular Cheetos okay, given that they leave behind a disgusting dust too, just a different color?
 
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Old Pio said:
Once again, I have to explain a very simple point for the slow students. If one of the reasons the food police are cracking down on "hot" Cheetos is the disgusting red dust they leave behind why are regular Cheetos okay, given that they leave behind a disgusting dust too, just a different color?
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Why is it always about color you flaming racist? ;)
 
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