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NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

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Mike Daniels released by Green Bay.

Someone is going to get a bad *** dude for the lie interior D Line right as camp opens up.
 
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St. Clown said:
I'd be shocked, but it's him. It's impossible to be shocked that he's done stupid things with his money. He's done stupid things with everything in his life except for his physical conditioning.
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Great father, though...
 
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French Rage said:
Best comment on Raiders WYTS:
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The Jets one was atypically weak given so much great material. Some very nice shots at Drew, though. I love that his actual near death experience has become a running Adequate Man gag. γνῶθι σεαυτόν
 
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Golden Tate got suspended 4 games for a PED. He claims "fertility drug."

I don't think the Giants have any wide receivers right now.
 
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WYTS for the Giants is up, and this one stuck out:

The New Jersey Venn diagram of Trump voters, Francesa listeners, anti-vaxxers, and fans who celebrated when OBJ was traded is a solid ****ing circle.
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SJHovey said:
A god in the eyes of NYC sports talk radio listeners, which means he’s a raging twat. First name Mike.
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I have heard of that guy. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he's LeBetard/Stephen A Smith on steroids.....
 
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MissThundercat said:
WYTS for the Giants is up, and this one stuck out:
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My favorite is:

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.
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along with:

The Giants are to the NFL Draft as what a Grizzly Bear is to a 4-year-old’s birthday party. Sure it’s a spectacle, but in the end, everyone is just searching for answers.
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The most exciting thing about the New York Giants is the possibility that ‘BJ Hill’ might be a place rather than a player.
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The Rube said:
I have heard of that guy. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he's LeBetard/Stephen A Smith on steroids.....
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More likely secobarbital.

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WYTS for the Jaguars, and this poor guy roots for a trifecta of suck:

I grew up in Central Florida, and the Jaguars came to being just around the time that the concept of sports fandom really took hold in my adolescent consciousness. I immediately became a fan of one of the most consistently boring teams in professional sports, who play their home games in a city that is as close to a toilet as we have in this crumbling shambles of a country. I am also a fan of the Mets and the Magic because reasons, and I am so tired. Just... So tired.
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SJHovey said:
A god in the eyes of NYC sports talk radio listeners, which means he’s a raging twat. First name Mike.
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Mike and the Mad Dog was must listen to radio for the sports junkie.

It was that or WCBS doing the NYC driveby. WCBS for the traffic, WFAN for mindless meanderings on the Yankees/Mets/Giants/Jets/Knicks.
 
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Early 90s was a treat with imus before work, and Mike and the mad dog after
 
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I remember listening to Imus while driving to high school in 1979. Jesus, he must be 100.

Chris Russo was kinda funny the first couple years of his shtick before it got old around 1991. Francesca was always a sh-tbird. He was like what if Dick Young had had talk radio. Just a gravel-headed NY Post reader with a mic.
 
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