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My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

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ealltech

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My parents have been divorced now for 11 years...during that time moms has had a few dates, nothing serious. She, for the most part, likes to sit at home and watch General Hospital and Desparate House Wives to kill time.

To my surprise I found out a few months ago, Through college dating app, she starting dating a 24 year old -- she's 47 years old!!! I'm 23 years old so this garbage freaks me out. Dude still acts like he's 18 .. pimping himself out with chains, baggy pants, bball jerseys for darn sakes.

I dont know what the darn mom see's in this darn but if I ever run into him in the Clubs i'm gonna want to pound his face in. Thought thought of moms sucking his cock seriously disturbs me. I havent spent as much time lately visiting her because of the situation.

I'm glad my mom seems happy for the first time in many years - but seeing the two of them together really sucks. We were at a family wedding a few weeks back and they spent the entire time on the dance floor making out. I have yet to confront mom or him about what the hell is going on. She told me when I first found out that they met in the Grocery store she works at...she's a cashier and he works in the Deli department.

What would you guys do? Jesus...I havent even told my dad yet. He'd probably take a shot gun to the guy.
 
Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

Pics or GTFO.

If you feel you have to react at all you should celebrate your Mom's apparent Latter Day hotness. She can pull a 20-something -- good for her!

In all seriousness, it sounds like a silly midlife crisis. It's preferable to the other ways the middle aged go haywire (get into S&M, drink heavily, find religion). It'll pass.

Oh, and it's also none of your business.
 
Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

Kepler said:
Pics or GTFO.

If you feel you have to react at all you should celebrate your Mom's apparent Latter Day hotness. She can pull a 20-something -- good for her!

In all seriousness, it sounds like a silly midlife crisis. It's preferable to the other ways the middle aged go haywire (get into S&M, drink heavily, find religion). It'll pass.

Oh, and it's also none of your business.
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I think that he himself wants to date his mom.
 
Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

You should find yourself a revenge cougar. Preferably the 24 year old's mom.

Also why is he 27 in the thread title but 24 your post?
 
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Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

I thought this was spam.

If Mom wants to find love, who are we to stop her choice? We may find it disgusting, but if she wants you to bake the wedding cake, you'd better!
 
Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

Pretty sure it is spam. Who registers for a college hockey board and makes this their first post? The random link in the middle is a nice touch, too.
 
Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

unofan said:
Pretty sure it is spam. Who registers for a college hockey board and makes this their first post? The random link in the middle is a nice touch, too.
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His other posts are oddly specific, though. It may be LSSU performance art.

Edit: Aha. Didn't see the link until you mentioned it. No way am I going to click that. Well played, spambot. Looks like they've improved on Fish's algorithm.
 
Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

Kepler said:
Pics or GTFO.

If you feel you have to react at all you should celebrate your Mom's apparent Latter Day hotness. She can pull a 20-something -- good for her!

In all seriousness, it sounds like a silly midlife crisis. It's preferable to the other ways the middle aged go haywire (get into S&M, drink heavily, find religion). It'll pass.

Oh, and it's also none of your business.
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Wait a second here, what's wrong with a little S&M, Kep? Just keep that safe word at hand and it's between you, the whip and the other person.

https://youtu.be/KkiVnwkLgEI
 
Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

unofan said:
Pretty sure it is spam. Who registers for a college hockey board and makes this their first post? The random link in the middle is a nice touch, too.
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That link is so buried, though, it's unlikely most people would've seen it without your calling it out. Spammy McSpammerstein pretty much failed in most things at his job here today.
 
Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

St. Clown said:
Wait a second here, what's wrong with a little S&M, Kep? Just keep that safe word at hand and it's between you, the whip and the other person.

https://youtu.be/KkiVnwkLgEI
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I'm not following that link either.

S&M is like kimchi. Most people shouldn't do it, and those that do should be in it because they like it, not out of desperation. :)
 
Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

Kepler said:
I'm not following that link either.

S&M is like kimchi. Most people shouldn't do it, and those that do should be in it because they like it, not out of desperation. :)
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It's a scene from Weird Science, the John Hughes movie.
 
Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

If you hover your mouse arrow over the red line under registered user on his post it says, "ealltech can only hope to improve". Nuf ced.
 
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