huskyfan
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Re: MTU @ CC 3/2 - 3/3 Just a two game series or maybe up to 5 games in 10 days?
things that get beaten : rented mules, meat, whipped cream, bushes, your brains, Michigan Tech.
prediction : CC beats us both games 11-0 and 6-1. World Arena security ejects all Tech fans for "cheering" that single Tech goal. they no longer serve IPA, the pasties give us food poisoning. Tech is so demoralized they don't show for the rematch next weekend. Mel resigns, saying he'd rather retire and play golf. Robinson doesn't put Tech on his resume. Muckalt becomes head coach and is immediately suspended by the NCAA for being hostile and abusive. Dirk loses his voice. Mroz fires Suzanne, saying he'd rather have a real man running things. heavy snow cancels Tech classes. the team plane is hijacked by Mexican drug cartel pirate jihadists and flown to the Seychelles. the Pietalas decide to move the whole family there and play soccer. John Scott is traded to the Rangers. when asked if they played at Tech, Baker and Olson refuse to answer. Scott Owens replaces Gwoz at DU. Gwoz runs for president and wins. Go Daddy leaves the team to work at an internet domain name company. Tech makes hockey a club level sport. heavy snow cancels Tech classes. the Pep Band disbands. Mitch takes new job at DisneyWorld. Blizzard goes to humane society, is neutered and place in a "good" home. huskyfans placed in nursing home. Misfits become soccer fans and are immediately suspended by the NCAA for being hostile and abusive. MEg and Biddy have 12 children and a reality show. what can go wrong does. repeatedly.
juju, its all about the juju.
things that get beaten : rented mules, meat, whipped cream, bushes, your brains, Michigan Tech.
prediction : CC beats us both games 11-0 and 6-1. World Arena security ejects all Tech fans for "cheering" that single Tech goal. they no longer serve IPA, the pasties give us food poisoning. Tech is so demoralized they don't show for the rematch next weekend. Mel resigns, saying he'd rather retire and play golf. Robinson doesn't put Tech on his resume. Muckalt becomes head coach and is immediately suspended by the NCAA for being hostile and abusive. Dirk loses his voice. Mroz fires Suzanne, saying he'd rather have a real man running things. heavy snow cancels Tech classes. the team plane is hijacked by Mexican drug cartel pirate jihadists and flown to the Seychelles. the Pietalas decide to move the whole family there and play soccer. John Scott is traded to the Rangers. when asked if they played at Tech, Baker and Olson refuse to answer. Scott Owens replaces Gwoz at DU. Gwoz runs for president and wins. Go Daddy leaves the team to work at an internet domain name company. Tech makes hockey a club level sport. heavy snow cancels Tech classes. the Pep Band disbands. Mitch takes new job at DisneyWorld. Blizzard goes to humane society, is neutered and place in a "good" home. huskyfans placed in nursing home. Misfits become soccer fans and are immediately suspended by the NCAA for being hostile and abusive. MEg and Biddy have 12 children and a reality show. what can go wrong does. repeatedly.
juju, its all about the juju.