Wow, JDubbs. It is you that is incredibly stupid.
1. I have heard the expression. 2. I made a joke in response to the expression. 3. You enjoyed the joke and/or were aroused by it. 4. You are the one who didn't recognize it was a joke, as were the ensuing responses.
The only thing that isn't a joke is your obsession with me. Stalking me on Twitter, gathering information about me, addressing me by my first name in threads. More than one person has mentioned to me privately that they are concerned about your behavior, and I initially laughed it off, but I have been re-thinking that in the past few days. I never thought I would have to be worried about my personal safety because of some mouth-breathing troglodyte on USCHO, but you have proven that I should be.