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MN Gophers @ tUMD Bulldogs: Sibling Rivalry!

Re: MN Gophers @ tUMD Bulldogs: Sibling Rivalry!

Dirty said:
On Friday night Justin Fontaine gets called for shooting the puck after the whistle for the third time this year. Ciskie accuses the refs of another case of Gopher bias and snaps. He starts by attacking Glen Sonmor, breaking Sonmor's leg and using the shattered fibula to stab Wally in the throat. He then turns his scorn on Bob Nygard. Bob attempts to run for cover, but it's too late. Ciskie is all over him, as he uses his headset to choke out Nygard. Kevin Pates attempts to calm Bruce down, but it does no good. Ciskie runs the length of the press box and delivers a devastating dropkick to the solar plexus, rupturing Pates' spleen. Roman Augustoviz attempts to waddle to cover, but his pants being nearly on the ground inhibits him greatly and Ciskie runs him down. Bruce rips off Roman's scraggly hobo beard and forces him to eat it. Bruce then attacks Anthony LaPanta, smashing his head into the table repeatedly and shoving complimentary hot dogs down his throat. Having cleared out the pressbox, Ciskie turns his attention to Gopher fans in the stands. His first target is FireHelmetGuy. Ciskie rips FHG's helmet off his head and smashes him across the face. FHG goes down like three tons of bricks, but being 37 sheets into the wind, doesn't feel a thing. Ciskie then taunts Cardinal for a number of minutes for working for the Vikings before using FHG's to knock him out. Out of the corner of his eye, Ciskie spots BulldogSniper and confronts him. BulldogSniper pleads with Ciskie but it is to no avail. Ciskie just viciously beats BulldogSnipers. Mothers are covering eyes and children are crying. It is just a bloodbath. By now, the game has been halted. Everyone in the arena is horrified. All except one. In a completely silent arena, RunninWithDogs starts laughing and cheering uncontrollably. This only serves to anger Ciskie. He chases her down, yelling obscenities and blaming her purchase of Dylan Olsen's jersey as the reason Olsen left UMD. When Ciskie catches her, he pushes her down the stairs. All appears lost as no one can seem to stop the rampage of UMD radio announcer Bruce Ciskie.

But then a mysterious superhero-like figure draped in maroon and gold using a Gopher Flag as his cape appears in the Zamboni entrance. Ciskie spots him and goes on the attack. But this mystery figure is not so easy to destroy. Bruce punches and it is blocked, Bruce kicks and it is sidestepped, Bruce attempts a titty-twister and it is reversed. No matter what Bruce attempts, they are easily countered by the mystery figure. Finally Ciskie is worn down from all of his rage and the super hero subdues Bruce, thus bringing an end to the Amsoil Annihilation. Everyone is relieved but the question remains, who was that masked man? Before that question can be answered though, all the UMD cheerleaders run up to the masked figure and inundate him with kisses. Bruce's son is heard to yell "MAN!!! Lucky!!!" With his reward for saving the arena established, the mystery figure slowly removes his mask to unveil none other than Doug Woog. In appreciation for his efforts Doug is restored as the color commentator for Gopher games and everyone live happily ever after.
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HOF post right there. I laughed so hard, that I didn't even care that I was brutally beaten to death. With that said, there would be no way in Hell that NSSHG would not step in and finish the job that Ciskie could not, and kill Doug Woog on the spot.

My prediction, Bulldogs sweep. 4-1 friday. 3-2 saturday.
 
Re: MN Gophers @ tUMD Bulldogs: Sibling Rivalry!

Dirty said:
He needs to be in tiptop condition to compete against Lilly this summer.
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That ***** is going down.
Dirty said:
On Friday night Justin Fontaine gets called for shooting the puck after the whistle for the third time this year. Ciskie accuses the refs of another case of Gopher bias and snaps. He starts by attacking Glen Sonmor, breaking Sonmor's leg and using the shattered fibula to stab Wally in the throat. He then turns his scorn on Bob Nygard. Bob attempts to run for cover, but it's too late. Ciskie is all over him, as he uses his headset to choke out Nygard. Kevin Pates attempts to calm Bruce down, but it does no good. Ciskie runs the length of the press box and delivers a devastating dropkick to the solar plexus, rupturing Pates' spleen. Roman Augustoviz attempts to waddle to cover, but his pants being nearly on the ground inhibits him greatly and Ciskie runs him down. Bruce rips off Roman's scraggly hobo beard and forces him to eat it. Bruce then attacks Anthony LaPanta, smashing his head into the table repeatedly and shoving complimentary hot dogs down his throat. Having cleared out the pressbox, Ciskie turns his attention to Gopher fans in the stands. His first target is FireHelmetGuy. Ciskie rips FHG's helmet off his head and smashes him across the face. FHG goes down like three tons of bricks, but being 37 sheets into the wind, doesn't feel a thing. Ciskie then taunts Cardinal for a number of minutes for working for the Vikings before using FHG's to knock him out. Out of the corner of his eye, Ciskie spots BulldogSniper and confronts him. BulldogSniper pleads with Ciskie but it is to no avail. Ciskie just viciously beats BulldogSnipers. Mothers are covering eyes and children are crying. It is just a bloodbath. By now, the game has been halted. Everyone in the arena is horrified. All except one. In a completely silent arena, RunninWithDogs starts laughing and cheering uncontrollably. This only serves to anger Ciskie. He chases her down, yelling obscenities and blaming her purchase of Dylan Olsen's jersey as the reason Olsen left UMD. When Ciskie catches her, he pushes her down the stairs. All appears lost as no one can seem to stop the rampage of UMD radio announcer Bruce Ciskie.

But then a mysterious superhero-like figure draped in maroon and gold using a Gopher Flag as his cape appears in the Zamboni entrance. Ciskie spots him and goes on the attack. But this mystery figure is not so easy to destroy. Bruce punches and it is blocked, Bruce kicks and it is sidestepped, Bruce attempts a titty-twister and it is reversed. No matter what Bruce attempts, they are easily countered by the mystery figure. Finally Ciskie is worn down from all of his rage and the super hero subdues Bruce, thus bringing an end to the Amsoil Annihilation. Everyone is relieved but the question remains, who was that masked man? Before that question can be answered though, all the UMD cheerleaders run up to the masked figure and inundate him with kisses. Bruce's son is heard to yell "MAN!!! Lucky!!!" With his reward for saving the arena established, the mystery figure slowly removes his mask to unveil none other than Doug Woog. In appreciation for his efforts Doug is restored as the color commentator for Gopher games and everyone live happily ever after.
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Man you need a new hobby :D However, well done!
 
Re: MN Gophers @ tUMD Bulldogs: Sibling Rivalry!

Hoping for at least 3 points. A sweep will be very nice. I am hopeful this weekend will go better than the one in December.
 
Re: MN Gophers @ tUMD Bulldogs: Sibling Rivalry!

I'm calling for a Bulldog sweep.. 3-2 friday and 2-0 saturday. The Bulldogs have something to prove against the gophers after there lost series earlier, also a number 1 seed for the tournament is there to motivate. Lets go Dogs!!
 
Re: MN Gophers @ tUMD Bulldogs: Sibling Rivalry!

JF_Gophers said:
What does the Metrodome have to do with anything? :confused:

But on that note, I hope they tear it down and the Vikings move to Guam.
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It has to do with the comment that Duluth only knows snow. We're not the only ones.

Reading context, FTW.
 
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Seeming the metrodome collapsed from the snow, it would lead me to believe that the people in the area do NOT know snow very well.
 
Re: MN Gophers @ tUMD Bulldogs: Sibling Rivalry!

So, how close to the games have to be for the moral victory Gopher fans? Do they have to win one, or do they just have to come close one night and get blown out the next?
 
Re: MN Gophers @ tUMD Bulldogs: Sibling Rivalry!

Runninwiththedogs said:
Seems to be a lot of sandbagging from a fanbase whose team is 2-0-1 against us.
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Um, you spotting the Gophs a freebie here RWD? They're only 1-0-1 against us.

I'm just hoping we don't have any weather issues that require games to be postponed.
 
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goldy_331 said:
Simple math? Did you learn it from Scooby?
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Actually no, I wasn't thinking, but some Gopher fan tweeted it yesterday and I crazily trusted them.

Also, I have to keep reminding myself we didn't lose on that Sunday. It sure as hell felt like a loss.
 
Re: MN Gophers @ tUMD Bulldogs: Sibling Rivalry!

Dirty said:
On Friday night Justin Fontaine gets called for shooting the puck after the whistle for the third time this year. Ciskie accuses the refs of another case of Gopher bias and snaps. He starts by attacking Glen Sonmor, breaking Sonmor's leg and using the shattered fibula to stab Wally in the throat. He then turns his scorn on Bob Nygard. Bob attempts to run for cover, but it's too late. Ciskie is all over him, as he uses his headset to choke out Nygard. Kevin Pates attempts to calm Bruce down, but it does no good. Ciskie runs the length of the press box and delivers a devastating dropkick to the solar plexus, rupturing Pates' spleen. Roman Augustoviz attempts to waddle to cover, but his pants being nearly on the ground inhibits him greatly and Ciskie runs him down. Bruce rips off Roman's scraggly hobo beard and forces him to eat it. Bruce then attacks Anthony LaPanta, smashing his head into the table repeatedly and shoving complimentary hot dogs down his throat. Having cleared out the pressbox, Ciskie turns his attention to Gopher fans in the stands. His first target is FireHelmetGuy. Ciskie rips FHG's helmet off his head and smashes him across the face. FHG goes down like three tons of bricks, but being 37 sheets into the wind, doesn't feel a thing. Ciskie then taunts Cardinal for a number of minutes for working for the Vikings before using FHG's to knock him out. Out of the corner of his eye, Ciskie spots BulldogSniper and confronts him. BulldogSniper pleads with Ciskie but it is to no avail. Ciskie just viciously beats BulldogSnipers. Mothers are covering eyes and children are crying. It is just a bloodbath. By now, the game has been halted. Everyone in the arena is horrified. All except one. In a completely silent arena, RunninWithDogs starts laughing and cheering uncontrollably. This only serves to anger Ciskie. He chases her down, yelling obscenities and blaming her purchase of Dylan Olsen's jersey as the reason Olsen left UMD. When Ciskie catches her, he pushes her down the stairs. All appears lost as no one can seem to stop the rampage of UMD radio announcer Bruce Ciskie.

But then a mysterious superhero-like figure draped in maroon and gold using a Gopher Flag as his cape appears in the Zamboni entrance. Ciskie spots him and goes on the attack. But this mystery figure is not so easy to destroy. Bruce punches and it is blocked, Bruce kicks and it is sidestepped, Bruce attempts a titty-twister and it is reversed. No matter what Bruce attempts, they are easily countered by the mystery figure. Finally Ciskie is worn down from all of his rage and the super hero subdues Bruce, thus bringing an end to the Amsoil Annihilation. Everyone is relieved but the question remains, who was that masked man? Before that question can be answered though, all the UMD cheerleaders run up to the masked figure and inundate him with kisses. Bruce's son is heard to yell "MAN!!! Lucky!!!" With his reward for saving the arena established, the mystery figure slowly removes his mask to unveil none other than Doug Woog. In appreciation for his efforts Doug is restored as the color commentator for Gopher games and everyone live happily ever after.
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Must spread rep.
 
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