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MLB 2026: The dying of the light

Fuck the Dodgers, fuck Kyle Tucker, fuck the Mets, fuck my parents for moving to Long Island, and fuck my life.
 
Carlos Beltran and Andruw Jones have been selected for induction into the baseball hof. Beltran and Jones join Jeff Kent, who was elected in December in the Contemporary Era Committee voting.
 
Not even with yours, but why?
Surprisingly, family reasons.

Kent played a season in the Alaska League one summer with the Anchorage Bucs. My parents were a billet family, Kent was assigned to my family (I was an infant at the time), Kent left after a week or two because he couldn’t stand the kids aka me and my brothers nor my parents.

Fuck Jeff Kent.
 
Surprisingly, family reasons.

Kent played a season in the Alaska League one summer with the Anchorage Bucs. My parents were a billet family, Kent was assigned to my family (I was an infant at the time), Kent left after a week or two because he couldn’t stand the kids aka me and my brothers nor my parents.

Fuck Jeff Kent.

He was famously a prick as an MLB player. Also I keep expecting him to pop up with some sort of Curt Schilling / John Locker / Nick Fuentes podcast gig.

As the Brits say, "a nasty piece of work."
 
Surprisingly, family reasons.

Kent played a season in the Alaska League one summer with the Anchorage Bucs. My parents were a billet family, Kent was assigned to my family (I was an infant at the time), Kent left after a week or two because he couldn’t stand the kids aka me and my brothers nor my parents.

Fuck Jeff Kent.

Hey, if it's a crime to not like you being a whiny baby, well then I guess we're all guilty in this forum.







I kid, I kid, you're a great poster, but, I mean, the line was right there to use.
 
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