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Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Thought I was going to catch a candid shot here.

Missed it.




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Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

No. Where's Gurt?


You don't get it do you? You guys don't deserve Gurt.

You've all grown fat and lazy and are barely even shadows of your former selves. Especially you. You all sit back on your couches sucking on fried turkey legs and spilling cheap beer down your shirt, expecting Ambroz is just going to bail you out again come Thursday. Not gonna happen fellas. :p
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Not my fault the forum isn't allowing the picture to post normally.

Sorry, I was just kidding around.

FYI- You can post html tags and it will usually show up. One way is to Right click on a pic. Choose inspect element. The image's html tag should be highlighted toward the bottom. Copy and paste it in your reply and it should work here. Hope that helps!
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

I never knew my real father, but apparently he was a war hero. Saved his entire platoon by wristing a live grenade high stick-side back into a VC bunker with a piece of bent bamboo back in '68. Despite having NHL level chops, he never came home.

Chortled mightily at this.
 
You don't get it do you? You guys don't deserve Gurt.

You've all grown fat and lazy and are barely even shadows of your former selves. Especially you. You all sit back on your couches sucking on fried turkey legs and spilling cheap beer down your shirt, expecting Ambroz is just going to bail you out again come Thursday. Not gonna happen fellas. :p

You see, Wisko McBadgerton, is the poster that we Gopher fans deserve, but not the one we need right now. So we'll mock him, because he can take it (with paint thinner). Because he's not our poster. He's a deer lover. A thinner drinker. A BADger fan.
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Attention fans of Sparticus, the Uglies, Penn State and the other Uglies: THIS is how it should be. Watch and learn.

Right. Even when you have NOTHING to crow about regarding hockey, or hockey fan base, like the Stinking BADger fans, you can still stir up some imaginary crap to post about. You all could do the same. :D
 
Right. Even when you have NOTHING to crow about regarding hockey, or hockey fan base, like the Stinking BADger fans, you can still stir up some imaginary crap to post about. You all could do the same. :D

Like "golden gophers!"
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

How do you stop a Wisconsinite on horseback?
Turn off the carousel.

Did you hear about the helicopter crash in Wisconsin?
The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.


How can you tell a Madison neighborhood?
By the toilet paper hung out to dry.

A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Wisconsin joke?" The bartender replied, coldly, "No. And I'll have you know I'm from Wisconsin." That's O.K.," said the man, "I'll talk slow."
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Sorry, I was just kidding around.

FYI- You can post html tags and it will usually show up. One way is to Right click on a pic. Choose inspect element. The image's html tag should be highlighted toward the bottom. Copy and paste it in your reply and it should work here. Hope that helps!
I know, that's what I was trying to do. I had the HTML link from Brent's post earlier, but the image tagging wasn't working for some reason.

And of course you were just giving me @#$@#$.... that's what Gopher and BADger fans do. :D
 
How do you stop a Wisconsinite on horseback?
Turn off the carousel.

Did you hear about the helicopter crash in Wisconsin?
The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.


How can you tell a Madison neighborhood?
By the toilet paper hung out to dry.

A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Wisconsin joke?" The bartender replied, coldly, "No. And I'll have you know I'm from Wisconsin." That's O.K.," said the man, "I'll talk slow."

Where's Minneapolis's red light district?
Right behind Adam Wilcox!

(I just jinxed everything, didn't I?)
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

How do you stop a Wisconsinite on horseback?
Turn off the carousel.

Did you hear about the helicopter crash in Wisconsin?
The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.


How can you tell a Madison neighborhood?
By the toilet paper hung out to dry.

A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Wisconsin joke?" The bartender replied, coldly, "No. And I'll have you know I'm from Wisconsin." That's O.K.," said the man, "I'll talk slow."

On your level of these lamo jokes is one from my kids: Why is it so windy in Wisconsin? Because Illinois sucks and Minnesota blows!
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Where's Minneapolis's red light district?
Right behind Adam Wilcox!

(I just jinxed everything, didn't I?)

You mean Adam 1.965 GAA, 0.931 SV% Wilcox? What's it like behind Joel, 2.01 GAA, 0.928 SV% Rumpel then?

Actually not much trash talking in either case about the #10 and #11 goalies is there?
 
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