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Michigan Tech Season Thread Part V: We Were Dead On Arrival

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I agree with brent.

I went to Tech and I have no clue about the stuff tcm is talking about. The only thing I need my computer for is to post, listen to music, and occasionally word processor and excel. Other than that, its pretty much a useless paperweight.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I agree with brent.

I went to Tech and I have no clue about the stuff tcm is talking about. The only thing I need my computer for is to post, listen to music, and occasionally word processor and excel. Other than that, its pretty much a useless paperweight.
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You're a moron though.
 
Re: Michigan Tech Season Thread Part V: We Were Dead On Arrival

FadeToBlack&Gold said:
As the Down Goes Brown blog proves, humor is sometimes the only way you can get through a rough sports year. So...


13 Signs That the Hockey Huskies Have Packed it in for the Season

13. Captaincy back up for grabs; will be offered to the first player who manages to sleep with the only "Tech 11" on campus.

12. The skating treadmill is up for sale.

11. Phone records indicate Jamie Russell put in a call to Jimmy John's HQ last week, possibly inquiring into franchising opportunities.

10. After Dieter Kochan's police job goes full-time, MTU replaces him with new student volunteer goaltending coach Brandon Maurisak. ;)

9. Water bottles are now filled with an entertaining mixture of 5-Hour Energy and the DT's Long Islands.

8. Since the beginning of January, "practice" has consisted of playing NHL '10 matches against one another, and submitting highlights to Russell to try and repair his shattered confidence.

7. Post-game team meetings are held in the style of Survivor - players sit around the sauna rocks, make overly-dramatic accusatory remarks, and anonymously vote to cut one guy from the team.

6. Coaches are now invited to team parties, since they're going to be fired anyway.

5. Players have already begun annual ritual of signing up as an USCHO newbie and taking turns trolling other fanbases on the boards.

4. Working on getting the Marquette Rangers to drive up and play an intra-squad exhibition at the MacInnes as part of a new crossover promotion - "Come watch Tanner Kero play before he starts missing wide open nets next fall!"

3. Women's basketball t-shirts are the new prize for winning intermission games and contests.

2. Flush with cash and in the spirit of dry humor, the local Domino's has temporarily changed their offer for the Mankato series to, "10% off for each goal the Huskies allow, up to five goals."

1. Announcement that due to the current economic conditions and declining revenues, newly-appointed AD Jim Balsille will be relocating the program to Hamilton, Ontario.
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excellent! (although I think Jamie would have the good taste to go for a Tim Hortons)
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I agree with brent.

I went to Tech and I have no clue about the stuff tcm is talking about. The only thing I need my computer for is to post, listen to music, and occasionally word processor and excel. Other than that, its pretty much a useless paperweight.
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I think you'd still be lost without nerds, seeing as how one invented your phone ;)
 
Re: Michigan Tech Season Thread Part V: We Were Dead On Arrival

I party...and have fun...

It's just that my computer is my life...right now it's my sole source of income...(Independent web developer :D)
 
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techcodemonkey said:
I party...and have fun...

It's just that my computer is my life...right now it's my sole source of income...(Independent web developer :D)
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See, there you go, confusing "party" with "drink". It's alright, us Techies confuse those two all the time. :o
 
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techcodemonkey said:
I party...and have fun...

It's just that my computer is my life...right now it's my sole source of income...(Independent web developer :D)
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This is the part that makes you a nerd. :p

Seriously though, I don't even turn on my computer at home anymore unless I need to do something (which is pretty rare). I doubt most of the people in my major could survive even a day without turning their computers on.... :rolleyes:
 
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crazypotatoes said:
This is the part that makes you a nerd. :p

Seriously though, I don't even turn on my computer at home anymore unless I need to do something (which is pretty rare). I doubt most of the people in my major could survive even a day without turning their computers on.... :rolleyes:
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bahahahaha. I definitely forgot you were a CS. how cute!

SIDENOTE: thank you for showering!
 
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*cough* keep it up Biddco.


I just received this email: Unfortunately, your word physucks was not approved for use in the Techtionary. If you'd like to submit a different word, visit http://www.admissions.mtu.edu/wordify/techtionary/
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
See, there you go, confusing "party" with "drink". It's alright, us Techies confuse those two all the time. :o
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Yeah...

crazypotatoes said:
This is the part that makes you a nerd. :p

Seriously though, I don't even turn on my computer at home anymore unless I need to do something (which is pretty rare). I doubt most of the people in my major could survive even a day without turning their computers on.... :rolleyes:
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If either of my computers ever shut off...it's because I won't be at my house for an extended period of time (48+ hours) otherwise, they're on 24/7...

crazytechfan said:
bahahahaha. I definitely forgot you were a CS. how cute!

SIDENOTE: thank you for showering!
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See that's what set myself and cp apart from our department, we shower...and actually socialize with normal (or at least semi-normal) people...and we actually play sports that don't involve joysticks...
 
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techcodemonkey said:
See that's what set myself and cp apart from our department, we shower...and actually socialize with normal (or at least semi-normal) people...and we actually play sports that don't involve joysticks...
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I agree. You two, and one guy that's in a frat (no, he's not anywhere near your typical frat "tool"), are the only CS majors that I know that aren't like that. Granted, I knew a few others, but they've since changed their major. :p
 
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