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Iran So Far Away: 2026

Two psychopathic murderous asshole regimes are negotiating. Guess which one's behavior is worse.

Speaker of Iran’s parliament Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf said that seven recent claims that US President Donald Trump made regarding Iran “were false”, and warned that the Strait of Hormuz “will not remain open” if the US blockade of Iranian ports continues.

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Iran has rejected suggestions by Donald Trump that it has agreed to hand over its stockpile of enriched uranium to secure a peace deal.
 
So:

(1) Cease fire goes into effect

(2) IRGC says Strait is now open to everybody who isn't bombing us, which is everybody now that there is a cease fire

(3) But US says blockade, which was imposed to stop the toll, remains in place

(4) Iran says, "Huh? Well, in that case, tolls reimposed" and shoots up a couple ships.


Had we ended the blockade with the cease fire shipping could return as soon as the mines were cleared. So... WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T WE DO THAT?!
 
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