Iran So Far Away: 2026

[Kepler]

Imagine all the people living life in peace...

I know they're fat, but I can't see all the MAGAts dying of aortic dissection.

 

[Kepler]

Time to replace the sign.

0 DAYS SINCE THE LAST CLOSING OF HORMUZ

We're charging a toll after closing the strait in order to reopen the strait to stop a toll.

 

[ticapnews]

Last I heard, Donnie and State were saying it was open, despite Iran blocking ship traffic.

Schrödinger's Strait

So Iran says it's closed. We say it's open, but only to certain ships and only if they pay us.

But it's completely open.

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[aparch]

We're charging a toll after closing the strait in order to reopen the strait to stop a toll.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Yet, another peace prize. He must be drowning by now from all the awards.

 

[Kepler]

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