Iran So Far Away: 2026

[Kepler]

Imagine all the people living life in peace...

I know they're fat, but I can't see all the MAGAts dying of aortic dissection.

 

[Kepler]

Time to replace the sign.

0 DAYS SINCE THE LAST CLOSING OF HORMUZ

We're charging a toll after closing the strait in order to reopen the strait to stop a toll.

 

[ticapnews]

Last I heard, Donnie and State were saying it was open, despite Iran blocking ship traffic.

Schrödinger's Strait

So Iran says it's closed. We say it's open, but only to certain ships and only if they pay us.

But it's completely open.

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[aparch]

We're charging a toll after closing the strait in order to reopen the strait to stop a toll.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Yet, another peace prize. He must be drowning by now from all the awards.

 

[Kepler]

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Wrong image.

 

[ticapnews]

Yet, another peace prize. He must be drowning by now from all the awards.

Are you tired of all the ̶w̶h̶i̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ winning yet?

 

[aparch]

I thought it was only 14?

Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads

Sen. Roger Marshall says he supports the resumed bombing of Iran but mourns for the "hundreds of soldiers" we've lost

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[ticapnews]

I thought it was only 14?

Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads

Sen. Roger Marshall says he supports the resumed bombing of Iran but mourns for the "hundreds of soldiers" we've lost

www.threads.com

It's just a number. They're suckers and losers anyway. I prefer soldiers who don't die.

 

[rufus]

We're charging a toll after closing the strait in order to reopen the strait to stop a toll.

Thought L'il Marco said it was a violation of international law to charge a toll for traveling through international waters?

 

[Kepler]

Thought L'il Marco said it was a violation of international law to charge a toll for traveling through international waters?

Dump TACO Tuesdayed and flip flopped off the tolls this morning. He hadn't run it by the GCC and they freaked.

Although he may have switched back by now; it's 11PM ET. US policy is whoever he last talked to.

 

[beaverhockeyfan]

Dump TACO Tuesdayed and flip flopped off the tolls this morning. He hadn't run it by the GCC and they freaked.

Although he may have switched back by now; it's 11PM ET. US policy is whoever he last talked to.

Or which voice in his head.....

 

[ScoobyDoo]

This war is the dumbest war in Earth History. There has been no dumber.

 

[ticapnews]

This war is the dumbest war in Earth History. There has been no dumber.

You underestimate the ability of humans to be stupid. Bulgaria and Greece went to war in 1925 over a stray dog.