Re: Hockey East: Preseason All-Milk Carton team
At least steve has an original thought from time to time....
It's tough to come up with original ways to make fun of UNH when all they keep doing in choking in the postseason in miserable fashion (oh except 2009!) and shooting their wads early about regular season wins and regular season trophies (our trophy case isn't empty!!!!!). With meltdowns in the NCAAs against jokers like Niagara and RIT, Penn State has to be dying to get into D1 hockey so they can smoke you guys in the NCAAs. Makes you wonder if Robert Morris is going to be "that team" in the NCAAs this year.
To help scratch that itch that is looking for originality, here's a limerick just for you (actually, here's 2, I'm feeling generous).
Wildshawn Limerick:
There once was a poster named Wildshawn.
He was looking for his brain cells but they were long gone.
He still came to the realization
That UNH's annual Umiliation
Outside of titletown, never produces a yawn.
But not in 2009!!! Limerick:
There once was a coach named Whistlin' Dick
He had one amazingly fantastic trick
He could make his team disappear
And take it in the rear
From chumps like RIT --> their NCAA asskick