He says he's not dead.

[Ralph Baer]

Re: He says he's not dead.

See-Harry Reems, John Holmes, Andrea True, Georgina Spelvin, Linda Lovelace, Marilyn Chambers, Seka, Aunt Peg, Tracy Lords, Swedish erotica, etc. etc.-on old Betamax tapes, VHS tapes, 8mm Film-long before the internet. This was the way porn was meant to be watched

I hope that you don't have any of the early Tracy Lords tapes.

 

[DrDemento]

Re: He says he's not dead.

I hope that you don't have any of the early Tracy Lords tapes.

Exactly how would you know about that stuff? I thought you were the studious and serious type.

 

[Ralph Baer]

Re: He says he's not dead.

Exactly how would you know about that stuff? I thought you were the studious and serious type.

I've been unmasked.

 

[Twitch Boy]

Re: He says he's not dead.

Exactly how would you know about that stuff? I thought you were the studious and serious type.

He's an engineer. Our minds are so far in the gutter you need a winch to get them out.

 

[Ralph Baer]

Re: He says he's not dead.

He's an engineer. Our minds are so far in the gutter you need a winch to get them out.

I am an Engineer, not an engineer. I majored in math.

DrD watched the films for medical training.

 

[Old Pio]

Re: He says he's not dead.

There is an old joke: The long awaited Supreme Court decision on pornography has been delayed, due to the amount of material that's being reviewed in executive session.

 

[rufus]

Re: He says he's not dead.

I've been unmasked.

perv.

 

[DrDemento]

Re: He says he's not dead.

I am an Engineer, not an engineer. I majored in math.

DrD watched the films for medical training.

I've used that excuse before.

 

[dxmnkd316]

Re: He says he's not dead.

I've been unmasked.

 

[jen]

Re: He says he's not dead.

<a href="http://www.jsonline.com/news/obituaries/stalins-daughter-dies-had-lived-in-richland-center-j837ubs-134628588.html">Stalin's daughter</a> died at age 85 in Richland Center, Wisconsin. Very interesting life story.

 

[ExileOnDaytonStreet]

Re: He says he's not dead.

Patrice O'Neal, according to Gawker.

 

[Kepler]

Re: He says he's not dead.

Patrice O'Neal, according to Gawker.

Really? Man, I liked that guy a lot. He was 41!

Also, his wife is (er, was)* named after the chick who played Lily Munster.

* No way to indicate that via simple tense in English. Never thought about that.

 

[ExileOnDaytonStreet]

Re: He says he's not dead.

Tip for your next death pool list: pick someone from a recent Comedy Central Roast.

 

[aparch]

Tip for your next death pool list: pick someone from a recent Comedy Central Roast.

But it's not the obvious ones.

 

[The Rube]

Re: He says he's not dead.

But it's not the obvious ones.

Uh, Patrice O'Neal was a morbidly obese man with diabetes, in his 40's. It's far from a long shot.

I'm sad, though, he was funny.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: He says he's not dead.

This makes the several "he's going to die soon" jokes about that guy from the Sheen Roast a little less funny...Ah who am I kidding, its funnier when they're all true

 

[Kepler]

Re: He says he's not dead.

You rarely go wrong in your deadpool if you go with morbidly obese comic.

 

[Hammer]

Re: He says he's not dead.

Former Raider Chester McGlockton, 42.

 

[collegehcky2]

You rarely go wrong in your deadpool if you go with morbidly obese comic.

Ralphie May come on down!

 

[joecct]

Re: He says he's not dead.

For a complete 180

Billy Graham admitted to hospital

The Rev. Billy Graham was admitted to a hospital Wednesday near his home in western North Carolina to be tested for pneumonia after suffering from congestion, a cough and a slight fever... (AP)