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Hopefully she waited to slap him until she got the $50.
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If that is your preferred pickup method, I think Houghton has rubbed off on you.
Of course, that probably not the only thing that rubbed on you that weekend......
But you'd see through the BS. My question is, would she? There was no rubbing in Houghton, thank goodness. And if you think I'd say that to a fine lady of stature, you are mistaken.
She'd read you like a book. But she's a rather down-to-earth, beer-drinking girl for being a former NFL cheerleader. And she digs older guys that aren't clingy, which is in your wheelhouse. And the guy she is currently dating is a complete dolt, so I'll give you the heads up next time she is up--they're not coming this Christmas due to having been up here this year for my wedding, my sister's wedding and my cousin's wedding.
Just make sure she doesn't meet MNS. He'd probably have a massive coronary just trying to say "Hi."
Let's put it this way: the last pure pickup line I had, "So, you want me to look good, or do you want to find me?"
Now that's not true.........I'd end up in the friend zone in 15 minutes...Just make sure she doesn't meet MNS. He'd probably have a massive coronary just trying to say "Hi."
That's a horrible pickup line! haha
That's a horrible pickup line! haha
Let's put it this way: the last pure pickup line I had, "So, you want me to look good, or do you want to find me?"
):The last one that worked for me (aside from just pure Plante26 charm
"If I asked you out, you wouldn't hurt my already low self-esteem by saying no, would you?"
The best scheme I've seen: A group of my buddies were groomsmen in a friend's wedding (on a Friday) and didn't need to have the tuxes back until Sunday. They wore them out to the bar on Saturday night with one guy posing as the groom--who was ditched at the altar that afternoon. The surrounding cast were the supportive groomsmen. The pity party brought women to their table in DROVES.
They all got laid. I'd never seen anything like it--before or since.
The last one that worked for me (aside from just pure Plante26 charm
"If I asked you out, you wouldn't hurt my already low self-esteem by saying no, would you?"
The best scheme I've seen: A group of my buddies were groomsmen in a friend's wedding (on a Friday) and didn't need to have the tuxes back until Sunday. They wore them out to the bar on Saturday night with one guy posing as the groom--who was ditched at the altar that afternoon. The surrounding cast were the supportive groomsmen. The pity party brought women to their table in DROVES.
They all got laid. I'd never seen anything like it--before or since.
That is genius. EDIT: for their sake... i wasn't a groomsman
Genius.The last one that worked for me (aside from just pure Plante26 charm
"If I asked you out, you wouldn't hurt my already low self-esteem by saying no, would you?"
The best scheme I've seen: A group of my buddies were groomsmen in a friend's wedding (on a Friday) and didn't need to have the tuxes back until Sunday. They wore them out to the bar on Saturday night with one guy posing as the groom--who was ditched at the altar that afternoon. The surrounding cast were the supportive groomsmen. The pity party brought women to their table in DROVES.
They all got laid. I'd never seen anything like it--before or since.
That is brilliant.
Another good line, since you look like the "good guy:" walk over to a girl, ask her: "My friend want to know if YOU think I'M cute?" That also worked for me.
JFC, I wish my buddy (whose wedding got called off a couple weeks before the date) had thought of that for his groomsmen.