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Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
- Thread starter The Rube
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Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
And drink heavily. Because when you must spend extended periods of time with relatives you don't like, booze is the best solution.
And drink heavily. Because when you must spend extended periods of time with relatives you don't like, booze is the best solution.
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
Unfortunately, I can't, since I don't stay the night (due to such relatives). But, I am looking forward to having a 2-shot-and-a-cube whiskey with my bro and dad, per tradition.
Unfortunately, I can't, since I don't stay the night (due to such relatives). But, I am looking forward to having a 2-shot-and-a-cube whiskey with my bro and dad, per tradition.
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
And but of course, don't drink and drive. Just because you might be an idiot and totally wrong about something, it doesn't mean that we don't want to tell you how wrong you are.
And but of course, don't drink and drive. Just because you might be an idiot and totally wrong about something, it doesn't mean that we don't want to tell you how wrong you are.
nmupiccdiva
New member
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
Sometimes, it even helps with relatives you DO like...
Happy Holidays, all!
Sometimes, it even helps with relatives you DO like...
Happy Holidays, all!
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
Agreed. On my mom's side, I've got about 17 cousins that are of drinking age. We usually pick a county bar to invade and take it over. Myself and one of my cousins (who has won her pool league multiple times) run the pool table and drink for free all night (playing for drinks). There's also a tavern league cab service that runs for free, so at bar close we have 4-5 cabs commandeered to run us all over tarnation.
Also, one of my cousins from Columbus used to be a Bengals cheerleader. She also usually drinks for free (for obvious reasons) and is the vocal point for the rednecks of Douglas County, WI. This brings us much amusement, as we get to hear pickup lines that haven't seen the light of day in YEARS. Last year, someone walked up and bet her $50 that he could make her breasts shake without touching them. She took the bet. The guy replies: "Meh, it's only $50".....and proceeds to grab her t*ts.
Agreed. On my mom's side, I've got about 17 cousins that are of drinking age. We usually pick a county bar to invade and take it over. Myself and one of my cousins (who has won her pool league multiple times) run the pool table and drink for free all night (playing for drinks). There's also a tavern league cab service that runs for free, so at bar close we have 4-5 cabs commandeered to run us all over tarnation.
Also, one of my cousins from Columbus used to be a Bengals cheerleader. She also usually drinks for free (for obvious reasons) and is the vocal point for the rednecks of Douglas County, WI. This brings us much amusement, as we get to hear pickup lines that haven't seen the light of day in YEARS. Last year, someone walked up and bet her $50 that he could make her breasts shake without touching them. She took the bet. The guy replies: "Meh, it's only $50".....and proceeds to grab her t*ts.
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
So wrong, but so funny.
The guy replies: "Meh, it's only $50".....and proceeds to grab her t*ts.
So wrong, but so funny.
MinnesotaNorthStar
Minding the gap
bostonewe
Short/Round
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
That's excellent.
Also, one of my cousins from Columbus used to be a Bengals cheerleader. She also usually drinks for free (for obvious reasons) and is the vocal point for the rednecks of Douglas County, WI. This brings us much amusement, as we get to hear pickup lines that haven't seen the light of day in YEARS. Last year, someone walked up and bet her $50 that he could make her breasts shake without touching them. She took the bet. The guy replies: "Meh, it's only $50".....and proceeds to grab her t*ts.
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
What, no one's said it yet? And Happy Festivus for the rest of us!
What, no one's said it yet? And Happy Festivus for the rest of us!
Last year, someone walked up and bet her $50 that he could make her breasts shake without touching them. She took the bet. The guy replies: "Meh, it's only $50".....and proceeds to grab her t*ts.
Twitch Boy
Defacing this tagline is a MAX foul
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE! a
I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE! a
thecomicbookguy
Nobody.
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
Eh, shove it up your Ramachrismakwaazakahvus.
I don't think I have relatives I don't like. Well, maybe one, but there'll be enough that I do like, that it's not an issue.
Dirty
#BanBiddy
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
I would be in the same boat. I think that means we're the relatives no one likes.
I would be in the same boat. I think that means we're the relatives no one likes.
thecomicbookguy
Nobody.
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
This makes total sense. Because, you know.....you're an a**hole.
Your aunt probably doesn't like it when you rip on her front butt and hairlip.
This makes total sense. Because, you know.....you're an a**hole.
Your aunt probably doesn't like it when you rip on her front butt and hairlip.
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
.
Implying the impression that my bro's inlaws have of me:
I'm probably going to go out to the bars and get all drunkskies and raise hell and act like I'm 15.
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Implying the impression that my bro's inlaws have of me:
I'm probably going to go out to the bars and get all drunkskies and raise hell and act like I'm 15.
MinnesotaNorthStar
Minding the gap
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
Then she should buy a razor and go for a run.....This makes total sense. Because, you know.....you're an a**hole.
Your aunt probably doesn't like it when you rip on her front butt and hairlip.
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
So, pretty much same ol' same ol' for this weekend, eh?
I'm probably going to go out to the bars and get all drunkskies and raise hell and act like I'm 15.
So, pretty much same ol' same ol' for this weekend, eh?
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That was only once! (it was epic, but only once)
I just don't care about their dysfunction, and who's fighting with who, and all that other family gossip crap.
That was only once! (it was epic, but only once)
I just don't care about their dysfunction, and who's fighting with who, and all that other family gossip crap.
nmupiccdiva
New member
Re: Happy Ramachrismakwaazakahvus!
That is... wow. How did she react??
Agreed. On my mom's side, I've got about 17 cousins that are of drinking age. We usually pick a county bar to invade and take it over. Myself and one of my cousins (who has won her pool league multiple times) run the pool table and drink for free all night (playing for drinks). There's also a tavern league cab service that runs for free, so at bar close we have 4-5 cabs commandeered to run us all over tarnation.
Also, one of my cousins from Columbus used to be a Bengals cheerleader. She also usually drinks for free (for obvious reasons) and is the vocal point for the rednecks of Douglas County, WI. This brings us much amusement, as we get to hear pickup lines that haven't seen the light of day in YEARS. Last year, someone walked up and bet her $50 that he could make her breasts shake without touching them. She took the bet. The guy replies: "Meh, it's only $50".....and proceeds to grab her t*ts.
That is... wow. How did she react??