That was supposed to say 'beforehand'
So I managed to superglue my thumb to my fridge trying to fix a shelf holder tab that broke. To make things funnier, my phone no longer recognizes my thumbprint. 2017 is shaping up to be a really **** year![]()
Did you just hashtag me without using hashtags? Because I'm pretty sure that's exactly what you just did.
So I managed to superglue my thumb to my fridge trying to fix a shelf holder tab that broke. To make things funnier, my phone no longer recognizes my thumbprint. 2017 is shaping up to be a really **** year![]()
OK. I really needed to laugh. This did it
ugh. But still laughing.I'm glad I can help
The funny thing was, or maybe the not so funny part, was when I tried to remove my thumb from the fridge door without realizing the glue had seeped between my finger and the door. The ultimate WTF do I do now moment? It was legitimately stuck and I had the fridge door open being unable to close it or get up and grab some solvent. So I had to rip my thumb off the door without ripping the tab completely off the door. Painful. But I couldn't stop laughing the whole time out of complete disbelief.
My driveway is completely covered in a thin layer of ice. Unfortunately, I can't use salt on my driveway because the homeowners' association decided to put down a new concrete apron in front of my garage and sent notice that salt ruins concrete during the first year it's in place and replacement would be at my expense. They also said I can't use metal tools to remove snow ever. (I didn't follow up to ask them if the same rule applies to our snow removal service.)
So with the light rain we received a couple days ago, and the now sub-zero temps, I have a driveway so slick that I'm refusing to order goods from online retailers because UPS and FedEx deliverers wouldn't be able to safely bring me my packages, and I don't want the lawsuit that would come with a fall.
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My driveway is completely covered in a thin layer of ice. Unfortunately, I can't use salt on my driveway because the homeowners' association decided to put down a new concrete apron in front of my garage and sent notice that salt ruins concrete during the first year it's in place and replacement would be at my expense. They also said I can't use metal tools to remove snow ever. (I didn't follow up to ask them if the same rule applies to our snow removal service.)
So with the light rain we received a couple days ago, and the now sub-zero temps, I have a driveway so slick that I'm refusing to order goods from online retailers because UPS and FedEx deliverers wouldn't be able to safely bring me my packages, and I don't want the lawsuit that would come with a fall.
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This is why HOAs should not exist. You essentially don't actually own that property; you pay money to be a slave somewhere.
HOAs are a necessary evil when you live in a townhouse, where the exterior of the building is common between multiple units and the interior or each unit is autonomous.
HOAs are a necessary evil when you live in a townhouse, where the exterior of the building is common between multiple units and the interior or each unit is autonomous.
I don't even want to see my neighbors, much less share a wall with them.
I don't even want to see my neighbors, much less share a wall with them.
If the USA went metric for real, how much of a hassle would it be for you?