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Fred Phelps: Time to consider retroactive abortion

Re: Fred Phelps: Time to consider retroactive abortion

And that's half the reason why I think my idea of having the mysterious 8 year old calling in and reporting bad touches is so smart, it would cut off their protest chances and would cost them a lot in fighting those charges. ;) :D

The problem is you could use this strategy against any target.

(Yes, I know you were kidding. Well, I think you were kidding.)
 
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Personally, I think the world would be better off if every time the WBC shows up somewhere to protest, an "eight year old kid" calls from the hotel where those nutjobs are staying at and calls 911 to say that Mr. Phelps or another cult leader there touched them in a bad way. Always have the call end with an "adult" coming into the room sounding angry about the "kid" being on the phone. The Police would then be legally forced to "Investigate" the incident, and as long as the phone call comes from their hotel, it should be enough to keep the WBC busy and not able to protest much. :D

Good idea.
 
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You just know Fred Phelps is having sex with a male army officer on the side.
 
Re: Fred Phelps: Time to consider retroactive abortion

The problem is you could use this strategy against any target.

(Yes, I know you were kidding. Well, I think you were kidding.)
True, but with Phelps there, he's simply not going to get a whole lot of simpathy from anybody from having this repeated tactict used against him. :D
 
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http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/carroll/bal-md.westboro25sep25,0,4885648.story

This is just so depressing. This "minister" is so repulsive. His "church" so excreble. Who in the name of God sets out to hurt people when they're burying their children? How can this man sleep at night with the pain and anguish he's caused?

I'm inclined to the view that "Rev." Phelps' speech is protected here and if he's the price we pay for a First Amendment, the price is very high indeed.
While I wouldn't advocate any violence against him I wouldn't exactly lose any sleep if the ageing process were dramatically speeded up in his case.

Why doesn't anyone just bomb this assbag's church? That'll learn him.
 
Re: Fred Phelps: Time to consider retroactive abortion

Why doesn't anyone just bomb this assbag's church? That'll learn him.
One of the cockaroaches would manage to survive it and sue. That what they all are, Lawyers hiding behind a church.
 
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One of the cockaroaches would manage to survive it and sue. That what they all are, Lawyers hiding behind a church.

There doesn't have to be anyone inside. I wasn't advocating mass-murder. ;)

I'm just saying that maybe normal people need to finally take a stand against the complete idiots of the world.
 
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Why doesn't anyone just bomb this assbag's church? That'll learn him.

Because much like the music industry, their only real source of income is suing people.

I wonder - if I whack Fred Phelps in the head for being an anti-American homophobic jackanapes, would the $1,000,0000 lawsuit be worth it?

5mn- He's already found Satan. If he does a 180, Fred just might find the Big Man. And the thought of Jesus pimp slapping Fred Phelps makes me smile.
 
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I'm just saying that maybe normal people need to finally take a stand against the complete idiots of the world.

That's what the law is supposed to be -- a perpetual stand against the a-holes of the world.

Yes, some minor problems have developed with that... :cool:
 
Re: Fred Phelps: Time to consider retroactive abortion

Because much like the music industry, their only real source of income is suing people.

I wonder - if I whack Fred Phelps in the head for being an anti-American homophobic jackanapes, would the $1,000,0000 lawsuit be worth it?

5mn- He's already found Satan. If he does a 180, Fred just might find the Big Man. And the thought of Jesus pimp slapping Fred Phelps makes me smile.

As bad as Phelps has besmirched Jesus's good name, I think the good Carpenter would have no other choice than to have the Angels lay hands on Phelps and hold him while Jesus Prison Rapes him. That would learn him. ;) :D
 
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Monster- Between the two of them, I'd say the wrong man was nailed to piece of wood and left to die.
 
Re: Fred Phelps: Time to consider retroactive abortion

That's what the law is supposed to be -- a perpetual stand against the a-holes of the world.

Yes, some minor problems have developed with that... :cool:
Unfortunately, it's perfectly legal to be an ***hole...as his <strike>inbred</strike> congregation proves...
 
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Unfortunately, it's perfectly legal to be an ***hole...as his <strike>inbred</strike> congregation proves...

Starve him of attention. He'll either go away or commit a felony and buy some time in the jug. Either way: problem solved.
 
Re: Fred Phelps: Time to consider retroactive abortion

Monster- Between the two of them, I'd say the wrong man was nailed to piece of wood and left to die.

That would have been sort of a buzz kill though, eh? :confused:

(I suppose if a middle aged, fat, balding Jesus choked on a fishbone in 50 AD they still could have used one symbol.)
 
Re: Fred Phelps: Time to consider retroactive abortion

That would have been sort of a buzz kill though, eh? :confused:

(I suppose if a middle aged, fat, balding Jesus choked on a fishbone in 50 AD they still could have used one symbol.)

heh, you must spread, blah, blah, blah:D
 
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