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Why do they sell hot dog buns in a different number than the number of hot dogs in a package of hot dogs?

Because some big shot over at the wiener company got together with some big shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public, because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nitwits who pay for things they don't need rather than make a stink. ;)
 
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This makes me think of the Philosoraptor.

If you are late to special ed class, can the teacher call you tardy?

If Ron Weasley can do magic, why is he still a ginger?

Is there another word or synonym?

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas?

And of course;

Does he look like a b****?
 
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Because some big shot over at the wiener company got together with some big shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public, because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nitwits who pay for things they don't need rather than make a stink. ;)

And they're right :p
 
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Why do the people who have the middle seat on he plane think they should put their elbows across the 2 other seats and spread their legs like they are giving birth (given it was a guy, I know this was unpossibe)?
 
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Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip?
 
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Why are tvs such odd sizes? What if I want a 33" tv? Or a 41" tv?
 
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Why are tvs such odd sizes? What if I want a 33" tv? Or a 41" tv?
My guess is it's a function of mass production and marketing. If you try to produce more different versions of something, it's probably going to cost more money per unit. As for the particular sizes, it might very well be tied to the equipment they use in the manufacturing process, or it could be a result of marketing research.
 
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Why did Board delete all threads that are more than two years old, including those that were still being posted on and those in the HoF?
 
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I can actually answer that one:

Because they didn't delete his spreadsheets. :D
 
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