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Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

When I was trying to get a settlement from my disability insurance they told me my case wasn't fit to be settled. Hmmm Why was that? Oh, because the actuarial tables said I would be dead soon, so why pay me a lump sum now when they can just wait for me to die? I said betting on sports or blackjack was pretty boring when you could work for an insurance company and bet on people's life and death. And if they die you get a bigger bonus!

Idea for a thriller: A new employee at an insurance company tries to make a name for himself by denying claims, then quietly killing the claimant to increase his bonus and improve his numbers. Eventually he works his way up to become the CEO...
 
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