Dump Term 2 Part 3: "But I Say Unto You, Hate Thy Enemies." -- Revulsions 5:44

[Scarlet]

Maybe if he wasn’t up all night posting on Truth Social he wouldn’t fall asleep during the day.

 

[ticapnews]

"People run up to me, tears in their eyes, 'Sir, sir! You're the best napper I know!' and it's true. I take the best naps. All the time. They're perfect naps. Every single one. I should get the Nobel Sleep Prize."

 

[Kepler]

We will now deny visas to fact checkers.

No parody could be as pathetic as the GOP. When the fever breaks they deserve utter electoral oblivion.

 

[St. Clown]

Maybe if he wasn’t up all night posting on Truth Social he wouldn’t fall asleep during the day.

Hey, all that speed has to kick in at some point. It’s not his fault that people want their hookers and blow after the sun goes down.

 

[Handyman]

So, how drugged up do we think Dumpy will be for tomorrow’s World Cup draw? They’re going to do something to keep awake for the whole thing.

The Village People are playing so he will be fine...

Not kidding.

 

[Handyman]

Arrest them all...

 

[beaverhockeyfan]

The Village People are playing so he will be fine...

Not kidding.

So we are going to see the "Double Jack Off" dance.....