Dump Term 2, 1.01: Sleep Now in the Fire

[Jimjamesak]

Awwww man. The year I have a stupid kid.

Judging by the end of WrestleMania last night, you might be dodging a bullet.

 

[jericho]

So how long before Trump campaigns to be the next pope?

 

[St. Clown]

So how long before Trump campaigns to be the next pope?

Well, he has said that he likes the whole thing. Since his word is an ironclad bond, he’s clearly qualified and would be the best pope ever.

 

[French Rage]

This is the second thing JD killed, the first being Glenn Close's movie career.

 

[rufus]

The Dems are like that coach who only pays attention to the metrics and analytics and not what is going on right in front of them. Yes maybe the numbers show going for it on 4th down is a good idea but the game itself may be showing you otherwise. This isn't a simulation this is real life and gut feeling matters

It's Bill Belichick's last season coaching. He knew his team sucked, and he wasn't gonna be beating anyone, but rather than put the effort in to coach and take chances to try to do that, he just coached to keep the score down and not get embarassed.

 

[Handyman]

Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yasharali.bsky.social)

Larry David appears to be responding to his friend Bill Maher here with this NYT Piece “My Dinner With Adolf” https://bit.ly/443SvzY

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[aparch]

This is the second thing JD killed, the first being Glenn Close's movie career.

Pearlmania500 (@pearlmania500.bsky.social)

THIS IS THE SECOND FATHER TO MEET JD VANCE AND IMMEDIATELY DIP OUT FOREVER.

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[ScoobyDoo]

Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yasharali.bsky.social)

Larry David appears to be responding to his friend Bill Maher here with this NYT Piece “My Dinner With Adolf” https://bit.ly/443SvzY

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Wow, that is fantastic and hits the nail squarely on the head.

 

[Kepler]

Perfect.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

We need video of him screaming at Dershowitz in the Martha’s Vineyard grocery store

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

The Trump White House rapid response account accidentally retweeted a report that Hegseth is on his way out

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[Handyman]

 

[LynahFan]

Can't even secure her purse?

MSN

 

[French Rage]

Can't even secure her purse?

MSN

$3000 cash? That's totally normal.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Stephanie Kennedy (@wordswithsteph.bsky.social)

NEW: MORE BOMBSHELLS The Pentagon’s former chief spokesman is warning that more “bombshell stories” about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth are coming — set to leak within days, and that members of Hegseth’s own inner circle will applaud his inevitable ouster. Meanwhile… The White House is…

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[French Rage]

I'm not saying things are looking bad for Hegseth, but JD Vance just met with him and prayed for him to hold his job for a long time.

 

[Handyman]

I'm not saying things are looking bad for Hegseth, but JD Vance just met with him and prayed for him to hold his job for a long time.

The meme of inserting JD Vance into pictures of dead people or things is just too much fun. One had him in Meet Joe Black, another with The Beatles!

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

$3000 cash? That's totally normal.

No paper trail. I wonder which plastic surgery she was going to pay for this time?

 

[French Rage]

No paper trail. I wonder which plastic surgery she was going to pay for this time?

Given the quality she's gotten done thus far, you'd think she'd want receipts to get refunds.

 

[Spartanforlife4]

No paper trail. I wonder which plastic surgery she was going to pay for this time?

$3000 cash? That's totally normal.

Don’t worry, r/conservative says that’s totally normal for a person in high government to carry because they need it for any last second travel arrangements. You know, because those US gov credit cards are famous for having low limits.