Dump Term 2, 1.01: Sleep Now in the Fire

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Adam Serwer (@adamserwer.bsky.social)

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

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[Handyman]

Adam Serwer (@adamserwer.bsky.social)

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

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Perfect distillation.

 

[psych]

Cloture is gonna pass...it's over. Phuck the Democrats they just neutered themselves and screwed us.

Time for everyone to the Left of Schumer to leave. These people are not serious. These are not serious people.

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Whoever did this did a shoddy job with the state abbreviations. King is ME…Peters is MI.

**deep thoughts by Jack Handey**

 

[Jimjamesak]

Drag him AOC.

 

[Kepler]

WTF happened to Fetterman?

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Drag him AOC.

Brain damaged fat fuck

 

[Kepler]

Brain damaged fat fuck

I'm not going to drag him because I really thought he was the real deal once. I think we are actually seeing real brain damage. It's fucking sad.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

I'm not going to drag him because I really thought he was the real deal once. I think we are actually seeing real brain damage. It's fucking sad.

I think he just has manchin syndrome. I’m gonna keep dragging him since his brain damage is fucking over millions

 

[Kepler]

That could be. If so he can burn in hell with the other Blue Dogs.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

That could be. If so he can burn in hell with the other Blue Dogs.

Some of us women are just fucking tired of these fat old white men throwing us under the bus

 

[psych]

No doubt Republicans will return the favor on passing CRs when we retake the trifecta in 2078. Chuck Schumer will regain Majority Leader. It'll be worth the wait.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

No doubt Republicans will return the favor on passing CRs when we retake the trifecta in 2078. Chuck Schumer will regain Majority Leader. It'll be worth the wait.

Chuck, outside with a mega phone:

“You can shoot each of the hostages in the head! Just let them all go after”

 

[state of hockey]

The fucks up with Schatz? Nerd won by 45 damn points.

 

[Handyman]

Chuck, outside with a mega phone:

“You can shoot each of the hostages in the head! Just let them all go after”

I read a quote about Schumer that summed it perfectly.

"Being lead by Schumer is like playing hockey with a goalie who keeps leaving the net to talk to the other bench and figure out where they will have the post game meal".

 

[Handyman]

The fucks up with Schatz? Nerd won by 45 damn points.

Lots of federal workers in Hawaii...who told him to shut it down but like every nerdy Jew i knew at Hebrew School he doesn't have the stones to fight.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

I read a quote about Schumer that summed it perfectly.

"Being lead by Schumer is like playing hockey with a goalie who keeps leaving the net to talk to the other bench and figure out where they will have the post game meal".

I’d rather have a binner throwing water bottles during Interviews. Or Roy swinging at someone’s head

 

[Kepler]

If the Dems had any yarbles they would defenestrate him tonight.

We are fighting a fascist takeover and this lame Quisling is still playing with himself like nothing is at stake. No ability to rise to the occasion. Max Weber had his number.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

If the Dems had any yarbles they would defenestrate him tonight.

We are fighting a fascist takeover and this lame Quisling is still playing with himself like nothing is at stake. No ability to rise to the occasion. Max Weber had his number.

Brenthoven is shaking with anger that people left notes with “coward” on them across from chucklefucks house

 

[Handyman]

The Democrats are all a bunch of Toms from Succession...

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Lmaooo

Suck it boomers

Social Security Works (@socialsecurityworks.org)

Seniors came to JD Vance's event to demand the Trump Administration stop cutting Social Security. JD's response: "Don't you all have jobs?"

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