There should be a "
Fire Donald - Give Shyiak An Extension" Thread.
Now to answer Dirty's Fan Mail Questions.
Q: Were there any more hush hush suspensions or players leaving DU over their bye week?
A: If you didn't hear about them, they didn't happen. Move along.
Q: Will DU manage to account for half the fans at Magness?
A: The Freak Show arrives at Magness Arena on Friday night. Hopefully they all move back to North Dakota on Sunday.
Q: Will the DU student section be empty as they all went to Daddy's Chalet?
A: Its Western Night in the Student Section.
Q: During which period will Nolan Zajac transfer to UND?
A: The only way Zajac ever visits North Dakota is if his NHL Charter Flight has mechanical problems on the way to Chicago.
Q: Could Garrett Allen look any more like a mole?
A: Garrett Allen is so fast he's never had his photo taken.
Q: Zach Hope's two favorite players are both UND alums. Why do you think that is?
A: Because the only UND alums worth a **** are hockey players.
Q: If they play all four goalies at the same time, do the Pioneers have a chance of stopping UND?
A: Gwoz's new power play unit features four goaltenders & two Dmen. Its designed to not give up shorthanded goals.
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