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Drunk Minnesotan of the Day

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Dirty said:
Touche. Murdering a one year child is very similar.
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Not that the other is less tasteful, but I found it funny in the fact that some people actually wanted to go have sex with a dead person.
 
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No no no. Taking time out of your busy weekend to boink a farm/wild animal/dead person is just like beating a small child with a baseball bat.
 
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Dirty said:
No no no. Taking time out of your busy weekend to boink a farm/wild animal/dead person is just like beating a small child with a baseball bat.
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I don't believe that's what I implied. I was referring to the laughable selective righteousness, not trying to say the acts are identical. Both are freaking absurd, and to find humor in one and not the other is hypocritical.
 
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XYZ said:
I don't believe that's what I implied. I was referring to the laughable selective righteousness, not trying to say the acts are identical. Both are freaking absurd, and to find humor in one and not the other is hypocritical.
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If the acts are not identical, then why the hypocrisy?

1. a child is murdered. Not funny.
2. a person wants to have sex with a dead animal/person. Funny. The desire, not the act itself.
 
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Brenthoven said:
If the acts are not identical, then why the hypocrisy?

1. a child is murdered. Not funny.
2. a person wants to have sex with a dead animal/person. Funny. The desire, not the act itself.
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and the fact that said person is from Wisconsin makes it even funnier.
 
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Don't argue, Brent. The more I think about it, I think murdering a child is way funnier than boinking a deer. XYZ brings up an excellent point. Two cheers for batting practice. Especially with composite bats.
 
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XYZ said:
I don't believe that's what I implied. I was referring to the laughable selective righteousness, not trying to say the acts are identical. Both are freaking absurd, and to find humor in one and not the other is hypocritical.
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Sorry man, bestial necrophiliacs are much funnier than a man taking a bat to 14 mo baby. And I don't particularly like babies.
 
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Dirty said:
Don't argue, Brent. The more I think about it, I think murdering a child is way funnier than boinking a deer. XYZ brings up an excellent point. Two cheers for batting practice. Especially with composite bats.
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I feel like I should bring out the dead baby jokes.

Except for, well, the dead baby.
 
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I've posted once or twice in the Drunk Cheesehead thread so I consider myself an expert on this matter. :p

I'm doubting the original poster meant there is anything funny about a dead 14 month old child... perhaps he is just pointing out that twisted things happen everywhere - not just WI. That's just my guess.

I think if his objective was to take a shot at MN he would have posted this:

Duluth man with a fetish for exercise balls sentenced to 21 months in prison
The defendant told Duluth police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. His fetish has led to other brushes with the law. He was convicted in 2005 of first-degree criminal damage to property after getting into the Sports and Health Center at the University of Minnesota Duluth on several occasions and damaging inflatable exercise balls.
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So now you can start the debate over which is more bizarre - boinking dead deer or slashing rubber balls to get your jollies :D
 
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