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Drinking Thread: Three Sheets To The Wind

Grand Rapids came up at my work as a decent place to find craft beers. Is this a real thing? When I hear Grand Rapids I think of (1) furniture, (2) Van Andel, and, thanks to reports on the Cafe, (3) racist hayseeds.

Edit: Huh. It is indeed noted here.
  1. Portland
  2. Asheville
  3. Denver
  4. Grand Rapids (?!)
  5. Charleston
  6. Indianapolis
  7. Columbus
  8. Austin
  9. Birmingham
  10. Ithaca

I'd still out Denver, Grand Rapids, and Asheville a head above the rest. San Diego, Boston, and Detroit too maybe. That the twin cities wasn't included is absolutely laughable. I'd never include Indy, Birmingham, Columbus, Ithica, Charleston on my must visit beer lists. I couldn't name more than two breweries from any and Birmingham I couldn't name one.
 
I'd still out Denver, Grand Rapids, and Asheville a head above the rest. San Diego, Boston, and Detroit too maybe. That the twin cities wasn't included is absolutely laughable. I'd never include Indy, Birmingham, Columbus, Ithica, Charleston on my must visit beer lists. I couldn't name more than two breweries from any and Birmingham I couldn't name one.

You're privileging big cities, and that's not the point of this list. Obviously, big cities have many options -- this is about being surprisingly strong. Otherwise, the top 5 cities on every list, ever, would be: Manhattan, Brooklyn, The Bronx, Queens, Los Angeles. For that reason I think Denver should be dropped.

Also, I'm not taking this as a list of the places with the breweries, but the places with the best beer culture. They aren't necessarily the same.

I've been to most of those places and I would put Portland far above all the rest. Indianapolis really surprised me when I was there, since it is one of the few places that is both a Dilettante and Mouthbreather paradise at the same time. I've heard San Antonio is like that, too.

The others I would include: Flagstaff AZ, Hood River OR, Frederick MD, Burlington VT, Santa Fe NM, Durham NC.

Michigan seems to suffer from having their breweries scattered all over the place, like Upstate New York.
 
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Not really?

Big cities are privileged because they've earned it. There are a dozen great breweries in MSP and I can't name a brewery in Alabama much less one in Birmingham. It's not a beer destination if you can't name a brewery in the state. It's a click hole shitpost.

Put it this way, if you're going to put a list of 25 museums to see works of art, you aren't going to put a city on it that has one picture from the purple or red ninja turtle and leave off Madrid or Florence. Like, it's a bad list. Which is fine.

Could you find a good beer there? Yep! Is it a beer destination? Nope! It's a place you find a good beer in because you're there for another reason.

Boston has Trillium and is close enough to Tree House.
Grand Rapids has a million breweries.
Ashville is the brewing capital of the SE
Denver hosts the GABC.
Detroit has about a dozen breweries I'd make a trip for alone. Smooj, Schramms, HOMES, etc
the twin cities has Barrel Theory, Blackstsck, Back Channel, Falling Knife, and Surly (even if they've fallen off since Todd left). you could even include the someehat short drive to Rochester to get Forager.
San Diego has some of the biggest craft names
Hell, Vermont has about ten in a state the size of a county.

If you want a list, take the top fifty breweries on Untappd and draw 50-mile circles around each. Now do the next 150 breweries and find the ten circles with the most dots.
 
Enjoying a single malt and stumbled upon a Bigfoot debate in which someone provided a classic Mitch Hedberg quote:

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
 
Got a bottle of Empress 1908 Indigo Gin from my sister in law for my birthday this summer. Excellent. Just enough juniper and makes a beautiful lavender gin and tonic.
 
Couldn't find an appropriate thread for this, so this all encompassing one will have to do.

For some reason, I had reason to google the meaning of "inane." I was surprised to find "absurd" among the listed synonyms. I haven't searched absurd yet, but that word usually has uses that are quite different to me. I haven't consulted my hardcopy Websters yet, because I have y'all. Am I alone on this?

And is this post, well . . . one of those?
 
I'd not give "absurd" as a synonym for inane. I would use insipid, imbecilic, cretinous.

Inane means empty of relevance or explanatory value. Absurd means empty of purpose or "being value" (Jesus, no wonder Hegel made up all those stupid German words. Maybe "quiddity"? But nobody knows what that really means including me.) Those are very different things. Inane is epistemological; absurd is ontological.

I love your choice of thread.
 
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I'd not give "absurd" as a synonym for inane. I would use insipid, imbecilic, cretinous.

Inane means empty of relevance or explanatory value. Absurd means empty of purpose or "being value" (Jesus, no wonder Hegel made up all those stupid German words. Maybe "quiddity"? But nobody knows what that really means including me.) Those are very different things. Inane is epistemological; absurd is ontological.

I love your choice of thread.

Thx. I knew this site would respond.
 
I'd guess it's been mentioned on this thread before, but a shout out to Minocqua Brewing Company for marketing Beers named for Biden (Biden Beer), Bernie (Bernie Brew), AOC (AOC Ipa), and Kamala ('LA). Minocqua is a busy tourist destination in lake country that is pretty red. The owner, Kirk Bangstad, recently filed suit in WI seeking to declare Trump inelible to seek office under the 14th, as other plaintiffs have done in other states. I'm sure his business has taken hits (and received threats) since he began selling liberal-labeled beer, but he is only doubling down, it seems. Hats off to him.
 
I'd guess it's been mentioned on this thread before, but a shout out to Minocqua Brewing Company for marketing Beers named for Biden (Biden Beer), Bernie (Bernie Brew), AOC (AOC Ipa), and Kamala ('LA). Minocqua is a busy tourist destination in lake country that is pretty red. The owner, Kirk Bangstad, recently filed suit in WI seeking to declare Trump inelible to seek office under the 14th, as other plaintiffs have done in other states. I'm sure his business has taken hits (and received threats) since he began selling liberal-labeled beer, but he is only doubling down, it seems. Hats off to him.

I hope they have security.
 
They've been selling these products since the lead-up to the '20 election, so they must have taken some precautions.

Conservatives are cowards, so they will never actually face a forthright daylight challenge. But drive-bys and letter bombs are the tools of cowards.
 
Can't say if I've ever had any gin from France before, but I bought a bottle of Citadelle and it's very nice on the rocks.
 
Deschutes released an NA version of their Fresh Squeezed.

it tastes almost exactly like the regular full octane one. I'm not sure I could tell in a blind taste test.

If you're into fruity IPAs (not the bitter pine-forward west coasts) check this out. I have a feeling this is going to be in my fridge a lot more.

edit: we've been buying a lot of different NA hop waters and whatnot over the last several months. So far my favorites are
1. Fresh Squeezed
2. Hoplark 0.0 citra (zero cals, unsweetened)
3. Surly Axman NA
4. lagunitas hoppy refresher
5. athletic golden
6. Laguintas various other hoppy refreshers

would happily buy any of these. Awesome to be able to crack one open during work hours in the afternoon.
 
Which reminds me, has anyone found any good NA whiskeys yet? I know they've all been pretty mediocre so far. Was curious.
 
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