I think we can count on a loss tonight. We could score 26 runs and it wouldn't be enough. We're lobbing balls into the outfield on force plays, Captain Middlefinger only overshot the cutoff man throwing the ball 15 feet over his head and about 10 feet up the 1st base line, and our pitchers are thrown 3-2 fastballs up towards the batter's nipples.
Houston has 2 hits through 8.
Verlander gonna Verlander.
Now get some **** runs.