Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 4: The Rudy York edition
Swept in a DH by the Twins. Chicago gets swept by the Angels, we stand there with our dick in our hand all weekend. This group of broke-dicks get what they deserve when they miss the playoffs.
And now Captain Cancerstick will mumble in the post-game interview about how we have to "tip our cap to the other pitcher", and "we just didn't hit the ball", all while spewing chinese food all over the camera. No ****, numbnuts. We've heard that same crap for 150+ games now. **** you, **** your boy McClendon, **** Jeff Jones, who's been fired by this organization on 3 different occasions and you decided you had to have him as your pitching coach. I can't wait until your sorry worn-out decrepit *** gets fired. Tell me again how you had to hit Ryan Raburn 2nd because he might hit a 3-run homer. Yeah, well, I might **** Cindy Crawford tonight, too. Guess what? Ain't neither one of them happening.