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Detroit Tigers, Volume 3 - The Alan Trammell version
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Sh[]t!!!! Son of b[]tch!!!
Hammer
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Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 3 - The Alan Trammell version
Look. I knew we would not have much range, and I knew we'd kick a ball here and there (and everywhere, for that matter). But I figured we could throw a goddammed baseball farther than 70 feet in the air. Apparently not.
And Coke's head is now fried, as of the infield hit that started this mess. That's what killed him as a starter: the inability to recover from mistakes.
Look. I knew we would not have much range, and I knew we'd kick a ball here and there (and everywhere, for that matter). But I figured we could throw a goddammed baseball farther than 70 feet in the air. Apparently not.
And Coke's head is now fried, as of the infield hit that started this mess. That's what killed him as a starter: the inability to recover from mistakes.
bronconick
Yep, still here
Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 3 - The Alan Trammell version
Prince Fielder ****ing sucks at baseball. We may as well have Raburn batting 4th with his efforts lately and he can't do **** I could do as a first baseman at 13 years old.
Prince Fielder ****ing sucks at baseball. We may as well have Raburn batting 4th with his efforts lately and he can't do **** I could do as a first baseman at 13 years old.
Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 3 - The Alan Trammell version
Willie: Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh--?
Frankie: Meat thermometers?
Willie: Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh--?
Frankie: Ball-peen hammers?
Willie: Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.
Frankie: Boy, that must smart.
Willie: I know! I HATE when THAT happens.
Willie: Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh--?
Frankie: Meat thermometers?
Willie: Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh--?
Frankie: Ball-peen hammers?
Willie: Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.
Frankie: Boy, that must smart.
Willie: I know! I HATE when THAT happens.
bronconick
Yep, still here
Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 3 - The Alan Trammell version
I think I'm just going watch Verlander's starts from now on and skip the rest.
I think I'm just going watch Verlander's starts from now on and skip the rest.
Spartanforlife4
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Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 3 - The Alan Trammell version
The good news is we have JV going tomorrow. So we'll win or just lose 1-0.
The good news is we have JV going tomorrow. So we'll win or just lose 1-0.
Hammer
We'll be back.
Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 3 - The Alan Trammell version
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I'll give you one good guess as to which one represents our team.
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I'll give you one good guess as to which one represents our team.
Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 3 - The Alan Trammell version
I'm guessing not the guy in the hat, since he could at least hit water.
I'm guessing not the guy in the hat, since he could at least hit water.
Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 3 - The Alan Trammell version
when the Sheep rams you in the butt??
Spartanforlife4
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Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 3 - The Alan Trammell version
Blatant balk not called on Masterson, results in a fly out for Dirks. Brookens and Leyland both ejected for arguing. This crew has been less than stellar this series.
Blatant balk not called on Masterson, results in a fly out for Dirks. Brookens and Leyland both ejected for arguing. This crew has been less than stellar this series.
bronconick
Yep, still here
Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 3 - The Alan Trammell version
0-8 with RISP, 9 LOB
0-8 with RISP, 9 LOB
Twitch Boy
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Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 3 - The Alan Trammell version
Vegeta, how many LOBs are we going to finish the season with?
Vegeta, how many LOBs are we going to finish the season with?
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